[Jords]

What colour would you describe your piss as?

[Vicky.]

Have you ever had flourescent yellow piss?

[Doogle]

Urine trouble now, Nathan

[Bollo]

Would you rather:

1. Never eat cabbage again
2. Wear hula hoops on your fingers for the rest of your life

[mrlecturer]

Thou shall not?

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Doogle

Urine trouble now, Nathan

[Marc]

Is it true that once when fondling yourself, Casper the ghost came out of your penis and made you poo yourself

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Nathan

all poo questions are now ignored

Look you ungrateful bitch, we voted you #1 now answer our ****ing questions about ****!

[King Gizzard]

Originally Posted by Marc

when did you last think of vicky when tuggging yourself

Tuesday

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

If you could have sex with a ginger, would you?

Christina Hendricks, so obviously

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

If you could punch a ginger in the face and get away with it, would you? and if you could, would it be Marc you hit?

Prefer to hit him in the ankle with a sledgehammer

Originally Posted by Jords

If you had to dyeyour hair pink or green what colour would it be?

Violet

Originally Posted by jedward fever

Did you have a feeling that you would win ML6?

Thought I'd be about 8th (no seriously)

Originally Posted by Jords

Would you rather be stung by a bee or jellyfish?

Jellyfish so I could get niamh to piss on me tbh (by a bee)

Originally Posted by Jords

Is your real name Mohammed?

how did you know?

Originally Posted by Jords

Would you do a skydive with a toad on your back?

Too far Jords :/ I can see where you're coming from but everyone knows the risk doing that is far too big

Originally Posted by Harry!

Ginger Geri, Ginger Ed or Ginger Marc?

Don't even know who Ginger ed is, and marc is a slag so Geri

[mrlecturer]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Look you ungrateful bitch, we voted you #1 now answer our ****ing questions about ****!

[Doogle]

Is "Rumour Has It" Adele's worst song yet?

[GypsyGoth]

How come you don't have an award for 50k posts?

[Maia]

When will the 50k posts award be added?

[Maia]

Who will win The Voice UK?

[bbfan1991]

Did you like the song Stacy's Mom?

[Brother Leon]

Sup,fam?

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

Who will win The Voice UK?

Adam Isaac, do you agree with this Nathan?

[Mystic Mock]

How will Aiden Grimshaw's Is This Love do in the charts?

[Doogle]

What's your club penguin name

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Jellyfish so I could get niamh to piss on me tbh (by a bee)

[King Gizzard]

just got the washing up to do then i will actually answer these

[Maia]

What is the most dangerous thing you would do for a lifetime supply of yoghurt

[King Gizzard]

Originally Posted by Jords

What is your 'toilet face' like when somebody enters the bathroom whilre you are doing a big poo?

Originally Posted by Vicky.

have you ever sneezed and snotted all over someone on a bus?

No but I have talked to a man about grapes on a bus before

Originally Posted by Jords

Top 3 Foals tracks?

**** sake jords

Blue Blood
Two Steps Twice
Total Life Forever

Originally Posted by Zee

How long have you been straight edge for?

It's a bit of a joke really, I've just never really drank alcohol/never wanted to do drugs so people started calling me it so I went along with it Lol

Originally Posted by Jords

To what extent do you think Vicky is disgusting?

If you lined Vicky up in a room with Robert Mugabe and I had to decide which one should be banished to Iceland think I would choose Vicky

[King Gizzard]

Originally Posted by Doogle

What is your favourite thing about Marc's fecal matter

It looks like his hair lololol

Originally Posted by Zee

Could you critically analyse the relationship between Shaun and Jords for me?

This is a tough one because many people have asked me this on plenty of occasions. Some would start by stating that ever since that night in Bath when they were seen entering a pet store together was why this whole thing started..although I've had it confirmed to me by ammi that these two have been on and off for 2 years and Jords changed his name to Paul just so on letters they could put Shaul Paul lolseanpaullol. To sum up then, Greg, I think the relationship is strong but it could be better

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Would you eat marcs poo if he paid you £1 million to do so?

Daffodyls

Originally Posted by Marc

Do you have a dildo

No but I do have a table shaped like a loveheart

Originally Posted by Doogle

Why can't Vicky spell?

You didn't know doogle..well er...awkward

Originally Posted by Marc

Do you think Vicky should name her child after you?

Nah, I think Jeremy would be a good name though

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Why is doogle picking on me?

because he's insecure about his knees

Originally Posted by Doogle

Snog marry avoid:
Kizzy, Jedward Fever, Marc's poo

Well everyone knows about my love affair with kizzy, and we all know jedward fever is going to reveal that he's actually a 32 year old bank receptionist from Surrey in the near future so I would probably marry him, and sorry but I'd ignore Marc's poo no offense :/

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

What is your best Villa moment?

Are there any members you have clashed with regularly?

What things do you want to do next, whether it be career, travelling wise etc?

1. Don't know why but when we beat Everton 3-2 scoring 2 goals at the end and Ashley Young getting the winner, I celebrated like Scott after he found out he won Most Loved 7

Youtube video

2. Not really, try and get on with most members and if I want to say something I just hold my tongue, think we all know who I use to not be able to stand though

3. Just have a life basically, I don't care whatever it is, I wouldn't mind going to another country for a bit, might try and hide in ben's suitcase

[Vicky.]

Does this utter sexbomb turn you on?