[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you are such an old man

[In the Drunk Tank]

Would you like the business section Scott

[Marc]

Scott wants the porno phone numbers at the end

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Sassy Claus

ben

Scott

[Good King Glennceslas]

Ben is it Christmas Eve where you are?

[The Human Santapede]

Yep. And I'm just about to sit by a lake in 30 degree weather and look at the mountains while swimming in the lake.

[In the Drunk Tank]

So are you sitting by it or swimming in it, make your mind up

[Good King Glennceslas]

Isn't that weird to you Ben.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by King Moonracer

So are you sitting by it or swimming in it, make your mind up

I'll be doing both at the same time, it's a technique called 'shut the hell up, Matt'.

Originally Posted by Santa Claus

Isn't that weird to you Ben.

Nope, not really, I've been through this before when I was in Australia a couple of years back.

[Good King Glennceslas]

Its like eleven in the morning out there right?

[The Human Santapede]

Nearly midday.

[Good King Glennceslas]

Freaky. I haven't even been to bed yet.

[Candy Annie Cane]

Have a great one Ben ...it's weird to think of Christmas in the summer.

[The Human Santapede]

You too, Annie.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Ben

Yep. And I'm just about to sit by a lake in 30 degree weather and look at the mountains while swimming in the lake.

It's a tough job, eh?

Merry Christmas, Ben x

[Candy Annie Cane]

Originally Posted by Ben

You too, Annie.

Thanks.

[Good King Glennceslas]

Ben how many hot aussies have you hooked up with