[Lee.]

Greg, turn your mattress

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by The baby Zeesus

Nah, then I'd be putting pressure on both at the same time it's a bit rubbish. I'm gonna investigate to see if there's anything I could put in my bed that I can lie on top of that would stop the springs digging into me. No I'm being serious! Probably be like this for another few weeks; was told to avoid contact sports and any situations where I could risk bumping my stomach - one of my friends is having his birthday night out on the 28th so I can't go to that (no alcohol; can't risk going to a night club what with people elbow barging etc) and won't be drinking at New Year in case I get drunk and do something silly, you just never know...

Ooft that sounds serious, you'll be in hospital going into 2014 surely?! You poor thing! Is it sore??

Wow what caused the inflammation the glandular fever?
Feels like my right side has a breeze block in it and i'm being stabbed in the chest by the invisible man, I have tramodol to manage the pain so even if I did drink I couldn't lol!
Trying to get as much done as poss inbetween feeling like shiz, everything makes me feel sick as a pig and not sleeping ... merry effing crimbo
we can have our own christmas when we're well zee stuff our faces with turkey and mince pies in feb

[Marcus.]

someone says i be with you in a sec and it takes them 30 mins

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ShiningStar

someone says i be with you in a sec and it takes them 30 mins

..hang on, I'll be with you to reply to that in just a sec, Marcus...

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..hang on, I'll be with you to reply to that in just a sec, Marcus...

no worries ammi
oh i got it ha ha

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ShiningStar

someone says i be with you in a sec and it takes them 30 mins

..yeah, that really is so irritating and rude, Marcus..I agree with you...

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..yeah, that really is so irritating and rude, Marcus..I agree with you...

yeah my vol mannger dose that but after a while i just do something else

[Ammi]

..that I'm not a domestic goddess...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..that I'm not a domestic goddess...

I bet you are.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

I bet you are.

.....LOL, I really am not at all, Ceecee...the thing is that sometimes I think I am when I'm cooking stuff and it all starts off really lovely but then there's always chaos..I guess I'm ok-ish when it's just me and thern I can do things my own way etc...but when everyone else is there, something mad always seems to take over and there is food/mess everywhere...food fights etc....

[Livia]

When any film of A Christmas Carol ends... "God bless us, everyone". NO! NO! It's not "everyone"... it's "every................................. one". Two words. Quite different. Sort it out...

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Livia

When any film of A Christmas Carol ends... "God bless us, everyone". NO! NO! It's not "everyone"... it's "every................................. one". Two words. Quite different. Sort it out...

.. go sort them out Liv, you have a bit of time on your hands right now...

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Ammi

.. go sort them out Liv, you have a bit of time on your hands right now...

Shhhh... I'm on the phone to Hollywood.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Livia

Shhhh... I'm on the phone to Hollywood.

..oh, dear..poor Hollywood...


...*backs out of the room quietly and closes the door*....

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by Ammi

.....LOL, I really am not at all, Ceecee...the thing is that sometimes I think I am when I'm cooking stuff and it all starts off really lovely but then there's always chaos..I guess I'm ok-ish when it's just me and thern I can do things my own way etc...but when everyone else is there, something mad always seems to take over and there is food/mess everywhere...food fights etc....

If that's the case then I suppose when your sons come tomorrow a food fight is what you should expect. Either way you're still probably better than me in the cooking department.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

If that's the case then I suppose when your sons come tomorrow a food fight is what you should expect. Either way you're still probably better than me in the cooking department.

..I think if there wasn't a mess everywhere when I'm cooking, they would think that they had the wrong mum lol...but there is laughter as well, so I guess it's not all bad...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ashton Kutcher trying to sound smart and interesting in his long ass teen choice awards speech. You were put on this earth to look at so shhhhhussssh

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

omg how many times are they going to play that episode of stewie dancing with gene kelly?

[Claymores]

Alpen adverts

[Ammi]

..I think I spend as much time asleep at my laptop as I do awake..but it isn't proper sleep though, just dozing and it's probably why I find deep sleep harder...

[Z]

The mouse I use with my laptop. It goes through periods of deciding not to let me scroll, and sometimes it allows me to scroll up but not down; then it fixes itself randomly and it works again. Pissing me off so much today that I'm away to go down and buy a new one.

[Z]

Also my brother tweeting about me singing in the shower I don't care if people hear me singing in the shower

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"a sneaky post christmas treat" Oh shut up why does it have to sneaky? It's quite normal that if you have left overs you use it for all sorts later. Sneaky my arse, **** off

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I'm so over the fantasy of films. Person discovers they have interest in a new activity, then we're expected to believe that within 3 weeks they can learn enough that they can compete with people that have been doing it for years and actually win

And the love ones. man about to marry some woman he supposedly doesn't love then the wedding is getting sabotaged and to the other woman he truly loves he's like i only love you, it's always been you, would you make me the happiest man alive and marry me? and the girl is like of course I will....ugh bitch you were about to marry someone else!!

[Ammi]

..ok Ceecee, I can understand where you're coming from with those two scenarios but if you tell me that Kevin MaCallister didn't outwit the robbers, Marty McFly didn't go back to the future in a DeLorean or Tom Hanks didn't become big overnight, then we're through......