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Thanks Kaz for my adding my new user name. I feel empowered and rejuvenated by my new secret identity. I can now go forth righting wrongs and setting the world straight and no one but my TiBB family, will ever know that this ordinary, middle-aged, fat old obsessive is none other than Bunty the Bold, righter of wrongs, defender of the weak and trusty sidekick of the indomitable Floss.
I feel that now I have revealed myself to you fellow addicts, you might be able to suggest a mission that Buntikins and Flossie should undertake. Nothing is too difficult for these two fearless old bags. We have umbrellas at the ready and can sort out any problem. Floss has packed her flannelette nightie and had yet another perm so we are ready to spring into action at a moment's notice. ![]() |
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I have decided to reveal my new personna exclusively to all of you. Please keep this as our secret. With one swish of my new cape (£25.99 from Evans) I am transformed from peachy to:
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Sorry but in these enlightened days, vigilanteism will not be tollerated.
Any villains who get their touches kicked will be assigned trauma councillors, social workers and have psychiatric reports, because they can not help it. As for the super heros, they will be locked up in a dank dungeon, with the key broken into small bits, and the media will say how evil they were for darring to go after the poor misunderstood villains. At their parole hering, the parol officer will say how out of date they are and keep them locked up Oh and by the way, the villains will be granted legal aid to sue the super heros, and they will win. the same as they did for that Tony Martin. Remember if the burlars come you must help with taking your stuff out, as you do not want a law suit if he should injure his back while he is burgaling you ![]() |
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Floss Goodbody, reporting in!
I have heard the clarion call, and I am here to serve humanity in my own humble and inimitable way. Buntykins will assist as ever, mine own virtual Dr Watson. Together we are incredible and we are amazing, as both Paul Clarke and Darius have been known to say. Intrepid, dogged, desperate: We are all of these. To the Bold One I say: The Prophet of Doom cannot stop us! Harken not to his missive of misery. By day we are Floss Goodbody and Bunty Galore, stalwarts of the bridge circuit and the WI. By night we are SuperFloss and Bunty the Bold. Righting wrongs, working in the dark places and the seedy underbelly of society, and all selflessly - for the benefit of humanity. We live hard and we play hard. We like our men and our liquor strong. We have appetites to match our stout hearts. We are ready to serve! |
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and ready to hear from the lawyers
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![]() ![]() Are we to be left to while away our twilight years winding balls of yarn, and replacing perished knicker elastic in our flannel bloomers? Have pity! We need you as much as you need us! If you don't give us a mission, we will have to undertake our own. We have been having preliminary talks, and believe you me, you are going to wish you were in on this one! You have been warned............. |
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Forwarned is forarmed !!
Can I play too please i will do whatever you want ![]() |
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Well Bunty, it looks as if we are on our own. So what deeds of derring-do should we undertake this damp and dismal march evening? Any suggestions?
If not, you could always meet me down at the Frog and Whistle for karaoke. I've got my eye on old Ted. He's always there, he is absolutely loaded and I think he fancies me. Worth a try, and his friend old Percy has always had a soft spot for you. Don't see what the problem is - I mean, the smell of pigs is healthy, and I am sure it's like living near a main road - you don't notice it after a while. Shouldn't put you off, he's a charming man. Really. So what do you reckon then, shall we? Or, we could do something more exciting instead........ |
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No Floss, I'm not prepared to settle for Percy and his pigs. I haven't bought my red mask and trusty cape (£25.99 from Evans) to waste it on him and his beerstained waistcoat and unmentionably stained trousers. I want a young man, or at least one with his own teeth.
Floss, we need excitement, a new challenge. I know it's been hard for you to accept but ever since our foray into Hadley Woods Paul Clarke has decided he wants nothing more to do with the general public. It is, of course, nothing to do with our activities on that occasion, but now is the hour, I feel to let go a little of the PC obsession. Forsake Ted and his tobacco stained moustache and flat cap and to sally forth again in search of pastures new. A bit of firm male flesh wouldn't go amiss along the way either, would it old chum? ![]() |
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Firm young male flesh.........
Urgle - Urgle - urgle............... Bunty, you are right, of course! Thank you for saving me dear friend. I was momentarily overcome with the smell of wintergreen and the glow of Sanatogen. I have taken off my slippers, put on my stoutest corsets, and I am ready! We discussed a possible target, and I feel his profile is currently so high, we should act now. I have the means and I have the will to suceed. By Golly, we will prevail. A recent picture of our target to follow.. |
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Ok, this is the guy. he will have to be grabbed, manhandled, grappled to the ground, clasped to our bosoms and never out of our sight until the ransom has been paid.
A high price Bunt. Can you do it? ![]() |
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Can I? Phew!! pass the smelling salts. Just look at that guy, and so much of him. So tall, so muscle-y, so ccccoooorrrrrr. I think I've seen him before somewhere, is he one of those pin-up idol people?
Just tell me where and when, Flossie old chum. Bunty the Bold is ready. I have a thermos, sandwiches and I have a new pair of thermals ready to pop on over the top of my everyday pair of you-know-whats at a moments notice. |
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Good Morning Floss & Bunty
The man pictured is a ruthless dictator in a middle Eastern country, going by the alias of Saddam Husain ![]() He has subjected his own people to torture, execution and oppression. 12 years ago he had to be ejected from a friendly country in this region by force. Since then he has been building up an arsenal of weapons of Mass destruction, whilst beguiling certain foreign powers into opposing any action against him. This man is considered dangerous and a threat to our interests and those of our allies. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to locate this man and ensure his removal from power and replaced with someone more ameanable to our interests. As always should your MIF team be killed or catured, the secretary of state will dissavow any knowledge of your actions. This thread will self destruct in five seconds Good Luck Floss & Bunty |
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I've not been on much lately so missed this thread completely
![]() ![]() I would love to join you in you next mission ![]() And as I'm a fast woman in your mind Floss I should prove useful, do you think he like's feathers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I await your instructions |
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Sticks, I know you mean no harm at all in this, BUT……it is unfortunate you have taken this tack for a number of reasons.
Firstly, Darius was taunted and bullied at school as being a ‘Saddam’. Secondly, his extended family in Iraq have suffered at the hands of the current regime. Finally, even if this were not true, it is always saddening to see someone judged solely on their heritage, race, culture, religion, gender or orientation. As I said I know you mean no harm, but the most subtle innuendo is potentially offensive and encourages others to adopt a similar stance. I suspect that Darius has Indian ancestry, as does a significant, much loved, admired and respected branch of my family. I have seen at first hand, the hurt that throw away remarks intended to be humorous can bring. Now, back to this thread. Bunty and I are attempting to rekindle the lunacy of our early virtual sortees into Hadley Wood and Basildon. We feel we all need some light relief at this time. Reluctantly, I have to concede that the object of my lustful thoughts and desires has opted for a quiet life of connubial bliss and serial private ‘stuff’. I have tormented him enough for the time being, with my lascivious demands. He is not and never will be forgotten. We must move on, and I think Darius is the man for the job. He obviously will want me, desperately, when he meets me, but I am willing to share. Bunty will probably do her usual trick of passing out when we get our hands on him, so I think we need a few more recruits. Are we alone in our quest? I know Discolady has expressed her interest, and I think we can count on Boris, but what about the others? PS DON’T TELL LEE. She couldn’t cope with the excitement. We need clear heads for this mission. Come on, you know it makes sense……… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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It's obvious the man needs ravishing, urgently!
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Sorry if I caused any offence, as I was in no way referring to this Darius, whoever he is
![]() ![]() I have very little knowledge of who Darius is, only that he was on some kind of talent show, so was totally unaware of any connections with Iraq he may have. I was only, belatedly coming up with a mission for Floss and Bunty as we were requested, to. In no way was I making any reference to the gentleman to whom you refer |
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Come on You two !
I am waiting for instructions and none have come my way. perhaps you fear the power of my magnetic personality resulting in you 2 being swept aside as HE approaches me with wonder.....I wonder. ![]() Whatever the reason I am waiting ...but not indefintely ! I will go on my own if need be. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Remember 'Love is in the air' ! |
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So many memories of people long gone.
Boris Peachy Romantic Old Bird Lee Maggie ![]() |
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sticks wont they come back?
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They seem to have gone with the Elves sailing into the west (To use the Tolkien metaphor)
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It was the first one I could find to illustrate the flights of fancy some of the long gone members used to engage in. |
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