[reecejackox]

Go...

[Morgan.]

Hi my name is morgan and I'm too young to be cast on Big Brother. Bye.

[LaLaLand]

Am sexeh
Am funneh
Everyfiiin
& everyfiiin.

[Matthew.]

i’m renee graziano from mob wives and if you don’t know me, you ****in should.

[Denver]

I'm thinkin' if a girl walks in the door and she is pretty and skinny, What am i going to do?

[Matthew.]

i am the daughter of a very powerful man, and i am the ex wife of a man who used to be powerful and became a rat cocksucka, so i hate liars.

mob wives is about the mafia. when you grow up in it, that’s all you know, you know never to rat, you know where to hide the money and you know no matter what, you stick by your family. you violate us we’re coming

[RileyH]

Definitely not a slag. Wouldn't say I'm a nun either. Just somewhere probably in the middle, what's wrong with that?

[montblanc]

Am going in there, eyes wide open, is it eyes wide open or mind wide open? Either one, everyfing’s open! Everyfing is not open HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Maru]

If we can't paint or draw in BB, then I'd probably go nuts without any creative outputs... but I imagine my VT would include me painting/drawing lots of penises and me wearing a pussy hat <3

[Morgan.]

What I say when I wanna be enough what a beautiful day for making a break for it, we'll find a way to pay for it - maybe from all the money we made from razor blade stores.

Rent a racehorse and force a sponsor, start a concert (a complete diversion), start a mob and we can be quite certain I'd win but not everyone would get out!

[MB.]

Youtube video

[Denver]

Youtube video

[kirklancaster]

My greatest quality is that I am sooooo honest and my reasons for wanting to enter the house is so that I can showcase the ever so phoney but memorable and likeable personality which I have spent years cultivating so that - win or lose - I am assured of gaining a new life of glamour and wealth without working.

I am versatile and can show my bits
Piss the bed or have fainting fits
Pretend a stammer or nervous stutter
Do wonderous tricks with a knob of butter

But most of all, if I get the chance
I'm up for the sleaziest fake showmance.

[Dannyboy2003]

Everyone thinks Im out at 3 o clock in the morning taking shots of girls tits when really I’m in bed reading .

[Alf]

"Let me in, I'm starving"

[JoshBB]

Probably just be a 2 minute compilation of opinions I have on basically everything lmfao.

[Matthew.]

my typical donny day is i wake up at 6AM, i eat a pop tart and then i head off to work for 8 and a half hours. when i leave, i sleep like a baby

[Denver]

I've always wondered... do you think the camera man ever wank over the hottest housemates when they are: sleeping, changing or in shower... Im mean they watch them undetected against there knowledge for hours... Im sure they would be fired if court, but I would not be surprised if many have gotten away with it... at least it can be garenteed that that wont happen if there are no camera men...

[Mystic Mock]

I'm gonna Mock your world.

I'm gonna eradicate the Showmances.

I will play the game, but always let the public in on my game.

Talk about Buffy and Birmingham City.

And talk about how I hate OTT trashy behaviour to live with.

That would be my VT I think.

[Mystic Mock]

Buffy my Kitten not the show.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I'm gonna Mock your world.

I'm gonna eradicate the Showmances.

I will play the game, but always let the public in on my game.

Talk about Buffy and Birmingham City.

And talk about how I hate OTT trashy behaviour to live with.

That would be my VT I think.

How did you get past the audition process?

[Calderyon]

Hello my name is [my name]. So anyway I hope you consider me to be a housemate for this series. Bye.

End recording.

[Marsh.]

Youtube video

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Jonnii

Am sexeh
Am funneh
Everyfiiin
& everyfiiin.

.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Alf

How did you get past the audition process?