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Old 19-11-2007, 09:26 AM #1
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Default Strictly Come Dancing: BBC gags by Bruce Forthright

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LEGENDARY comic Bruce Forsyth laid into his fellow BBC stars in a series of hilarious jibes.

Brucie, 79, had the Strictly Come Dancing studio audience in stitches on Saturday.

He called Terry Wogan “fat” and blasted Jonathan Ross’s huge salary.

The host told the crowd before the show was aired the BBC1 hit was forced out of its usual studio to make room for Children In Need.

He joked: “Children In Need had to have the biggest studio as Terry Wogan is too fat to get through the doors of the smaller studio.”

Brucie then made TWO gags about Wossy, who is paid £18million.

He giggled: “Apparently Jonathan left the studio with love bites.

"We asked 100 viewers who gave them and 99 said he did it to himself.”

Then after a filming a few takes, Bruce joked: “We have to work for our money, unlike Jonathan Ross.”

He also made a jibe at rivals ITV — hit by the phone vote scandal.

He said co-host Tess Daly, 36, had to read out a long message about voting “because of the cheating — but that’s mainly down to ITV”.

Our campaign to get Brucie knighted now has 1,116 supporters, plus hundreds of emails.
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I Like Bruce

He was great on His Shows.. I forgot what theyre called.
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It's about time he was knighted. What a legend.
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Arise Sir Bruce.

Whyu hasn't he been knighted?
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