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SIGH
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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Why So Serious?
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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Why So Serious?
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his
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Mode: Broken
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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(He’s definitely dead)
![]() Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for |
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele |
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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(She’s dying Cald. Save her)
![]() Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut Hello! It's me Adele and I stink Last edited by SherzyK; 15-02-2019 at 10:19 PM. |
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Mode: Broken
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze |
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Last edited by SherzyK; 15-02-2019 at 10:35 PM. |
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to |
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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Senior Member
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements |
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled |
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually |
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt |
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to |
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried |
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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut
Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want" Last edited by Calderyon; 16-02-2019 at 01:44 PM. |
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