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Old 02-05-2019, 04:32 PM #1
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MR C did this years ago to my car while I was in Ireland, and I had to sort it when I came back The guy who came out said there is a dedicated team at the AA to deal with this error its quite common, so don't feel too foolish
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if its a Ford Escort then it ceased production in 2004 so that must be a very well looked after car, Of course the classic Escort for me was the RS2000

my dad had a yellow one like this until he pulled out in front of a car in the 70s. I suspect he was somewhat over the limit but back then you had to be so you did not worry about not wearing a seatbelt and the fact everyone else was pissed up too.

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yeah i call some cars a she as well

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Oh dear.

What type of escort was it?
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if its a Ford Escort then it ceased production in 2004 so that must be a very well looked after car, Of course the classic Escort for me was the RS2000



my dad had a yellow one like this until he pulled out in front of a car in the 70s. I suspect he was somewhat over the limit but back then you had to be so you did not worry about not wearing a seatbelt and the fact everyone else was pissed up too.



Mk1 Escort Mexico >>>>
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What type of escort was it?
Im thinking a 1.6 Ghia mark 3

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Imagine he said it was a mint condition series 1 rs
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Fast Fords are making massive money at auction at the mo

Ł142k for a cossie

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Any escort i've tried to fill with diesel has slapped me rather than dying
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Aw....I had an Escort years ago....loved that car till sone bastard stole it. The police found it but made me go and pick it up and told me I might need a screwdriver to start it....the thieves stole not only my tape collection....but also my love for it. So I flogged it and got a peugeot 205 instead.

How much diesel did you put in it? It can be sorted
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I can't tell if people are going along with this or the joke has gone over their head but it's got me laughing either way.

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