[Saph]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Gags coming to raise the bar back for the gays. You know it's been dark times when Dua Lipa has been considered the most interesting thing in pop.

physical got tired after like 3 plays

[Jessica.]

Let's blast off to a new dimension
IN YA BEDROOM

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Gags coming to raise the bar back for the gays. You know it's been dark times when Dua Lipa has been considered the most interesting thing in pop.

Oof

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Saph

we need to put Joannes casket back and leave ha

[Smithy]

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

[Daniel.]

Apparently the album is called 'Chromatica'

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Apparently the album is called 'Chromatica'

I don’t get the logic behind this, it says it on the billboard yes, but it also says LG6 in the bottom corner, you wouldn’t put both on, it don’t make no cents!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

LG6 is a shit name

[Smithy]

XX# is what all fans call their faves upcoming albums, LG6, KP5, BS10 etc

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Ik and that’s fine but to literally name the album LM5 like little did is stupid

[Gstar]

Visuals giving me USS Callister and I’m not mad

[Marsh.]

Yeah, USS Callister and Striking Vipers.

[Jake.]

I was getting more of a Metalhead/Crocodile vibe myself

[Marsh.]

[Smithy]

The song is exactly the same as the leaked version skskksks video is cute, though it’s just her dancing in the desert

[Captain.Remy]

You could have put the lyrics of Born This Way onto this video and you wouldn't know the difference.

It looks low budget, basically it's just her dancing in the desert and wearing cosplay. Makes zero sense. I guess she was trying to go back to the Bad Romance area because people bullied her into it, but it doesn't work really well.

But I guess white twitter gays will "stan it" and "have their wigs snatched" obviously.

[Smithy]

On the sound of her new album:
"We are definitely dancing… I put all my heart, all my pain, all my messages from the other realm that I hear of… what they tell me to tell the world and I put it into music that I believe to be so fun and you know, energetically really pure. I want people to dance and feel happy. I would like to put out music that a big chunk of the world will hear, and it will become a part of their daily lives and make them happy every single day."

On the process of making her new album:
"We made a lot of the record in my studio house. So I have a house where it's Frank Zappa's old studio, it's a live room, it's a big studio, it's beautiful. And I would be upstairs on the porch, outside the kitchen, and Bloodpop would come up and he'd go, 'Okay, come on, that's enough, off the porch,' and I would cry and I would say, 'I'm miserable, I'm sad, I’m depressed,' and he'd go, 'I know, and we're gonna go make some music now. And then I'd go downstairs and I would write. This album is such a display of not only how you can reframe the way that you view the world, but I promise and I hope, that the love that was around me in the process of making this album is something that other people feel, that they know that artistically, like, you know how producers are, if one guy’s working on it, or one girl’s working on it, they don’t want anyone else to work on it, they don’t wanna share, they, everybody gets cocky, there was none of that. These records got passed around to so many different people, there were so many different iterations of these songs because we all wanted it to be perfect and literally nobody cared who put their fingerprints on it, as long as it was the dopest thing that we could give to the world and that it was meaningful, authentic, and completely me."

On working with Max Martin for the first time on "Stupid Love":
"He's an amazing producer. I've never worked with him, I've always sort of gone, 'I write my own music, I produce myself, I don't need to work with Max, right?' And I decided to stop being an asshole, meet him at least, you know? Basically, I sang over a track that Bloodpop made. We sent over what I sang to Max, Max picked some parts out, sent it back to me, and then I wrote lyrics and used some of the melody that he chose that he sent back to me and I kind of spliced it all together and then I went to his studio, and sat down at a piano and I played 'Stupid Love' on a piano with chords. And I looked at him and I said, 'That's what I've got for you,' and to me, this song can only stand on it’s two feet, even with a great track, if you can play it on a piano and it still sounds like a hit. And he was-he was like, I love it, get in the booth. I warmed up my voice, got in the booth, I sang it, and what you’re hearing on 'Stupid Love' is what we did that day."

. Hopefully there’s more max collars on the album

[Jessica.]

I FREAK OUT I FREAK OUT I FREAK OUT I FREAK OUT i

[Smithy]

Omg </3

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Also Perfect Illusion >

Is this bitch okay

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

Is this bitch okay

Obviously not

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Ross.

Is this bitch okay

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Obviously not

Ok ladies let’s put this to bed once and for all



Perfect Illusion scalps

The lyrics are probably her best for a lead (bar Bad Romance) and are up there as some of her best in general

The vocals scalp, the anger and angst in her voice in the final chorus > other pop girls careers, the final “you were so perfect” almost sounds like she’s about to cry the emotion is so RAW

The key change is one of the best key changes in pop music, dont @ me AND it is scientifically proved to be satisfying because it fits the Golden Ratio/Fibonacci sequence

Finally, although the video is nothing special, there’s nothing better than blaring the song at full volume driving round pretending you’re recreating the opening of it.

[Marsh.]

Lady Smithy tearing up the roads of Guernsey?

[Smithy]

Doing 35mph like the badass I am