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Old 04-03-2020, 12:25 PM #1
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Unhappy I just poured a persons life all over me hands!
So i was raking through a box i got a while back at auction ( i think I bought it as it has some good bibles amongst other things in it) and there was a stone ware pot so naturally i tipped it upside down hoping for good maker and it was full of ashes (bone fragments like coarse sand) and it went all over my hands and now there will be fine prticles in the air in my office.

Anyroad i mostly deal in dead peoples stuff but i think that is the first time the actual person was present at the time
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i will, in the bin
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Not LT claiming he "found" the TL like that whilst clearing out the woodburner.
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Not LT claiming he "found" the TL like that whilst clearing out the woodburner.
i told her and she freaked and thought i meant her mum (even tho her Mum is still in her car boot )
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Now i am coughing due to bone dust
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You have very manly hands lt.
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i actually am about 100 yards from a garden of rest as it goes
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You have very manly hands lt.
Covered in fake tan.
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But the question is. Did you pour it all over your hands whilst singing "Happy birthday?"
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But the question is. Did you pour it all over your hands whilst singing "Happy birthday?"
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That's cat litter.

Yes could well be.
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Yes could well be.
do people store cat litter in funeral urns?

and could the cat be so accurate?
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Also that Photo is NOT
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It came from this Site
https://www.everplans.com/
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so there goes the cat litter theory
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Covered in fake tan.
Maybe he has a fancy dress party later.
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Not arista outing LT for fake news whilst attempting to dox him by finding out where his images are hosted
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Now i am coughing due to bone dust
Oh god, you have found the first victim to succumb to the virus.
Now get into self isolation immediately
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LT to become possessed by an old Victorian lady?
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Scarborough harbour would be nice ..


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If they’re dead how can you pour their life on your hands
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