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Deny, Defend, Depose.
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Cheating before the first date?
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Shawl eh...it’s not Mother Shipton is it Parmy.
Keep your bits away from her or they turn to stone. ![]() And watch out for your sausage with Mz BP. Seriously though, just be yourself, you will be fine, fortune favours the brave. |
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Piss orf.
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Thank you smudgie.
And dont worry, I've never like battered sausage suppers. ![]() Not even during these lean times. But with lockdown 2 just round the corner I might just have to stuff my face full. |
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The other Shaun :)
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Parmy taking Love Island tips and not putting all his eggs in one basket? Wise move. Good luck tho, I’m sure you’ll be fine
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Piss orf.
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Part delayed until monday, it looks like I'm eating from Mark's and Spencer's this weekend.
Last edited by Beso; 25-09-2020 at 11:49 AM. |
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![]() Excellent customer service plus maybe a date??
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Deny, Defend, Depose.
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If a workman rocked up to yours for no reason, wouldn't that come across as a bit stalkerish? I think waiting is the best option
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I'd just be glad of seeing another human after 2 weeks isolation to be fair so maybe I'm just cabin feverish
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Piss orf.
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The voice of reason
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Shawl lady prospect: "oh its you, the repairman how did you get in, its 2 in the morning?"
Parmy: "yes, just testing your lights luv"
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Was only trying to be helpful
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Piss orf.
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This Witch doesn't burn
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages' Quote:
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User banned
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Are her calls on the house
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Piss orf.
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