[Parmy]

Reason I'm asking is I go bareback. But now I've just slid my christmas ones on, probably from primark I'm just sat here with a new pair of comfie bottoms touching me bollocks I reckon about 200 sets of hands have fondled them before they've touched me in my most private areas.

I'm not sure what to think!

Should I be gratefull about it and smile, or creeped out by it?

[Cherry Christmas]

You should have washed them before you put them on

Anyway I don’t think too many people would have handled them tbf

[Christmas Dynasnow]

i wear a thin layer of turkey foil wrapped with swarfega and goose fat

i have a charge on my nads equivalent to 3 AAA batteries

its quite the ride

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Sherry hic mas

You should have washed them before you put them on

Anyway I don’t think too many people would have handled them tbf

People always touch in primark. Sometimes, especially at xmas, they touch each because it's that busy. Also with primark, you cant just wash your clothes willynilly, as the colours fade pretty quickly. I will wash them tomorrow though, depending on how I feel later about the whole scenario.

Safe journey cherie, enjoy your holiday.

Bring tibb a stick of rock back please.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Kevin the Carrot

i wear a thin layer of turkey foil wrapped with swarfega and goose fat

i have a charge on my nads equivalent to 3 AAA batteries

its quite the ride

You won't be so bullish when you see your leccy bill.