[Parmy]

You're a dick
Oh, do you think so
No it's no.
Dont.
Do
Ah told them that.
.
Why am I here.
What time is it
Only 2 hours to go..you can do it.
Should I go to the shop?
Nah, it looks fine, dont need a haircut yet.
Seek of these fags.
Wheres my fags
And my lighter.
Christ, nearly spilt my can
Turn the light on ya dick.
Oh there is my phone..
Shut up ya dick.

[Holly Christmas]

What can I eat next?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Who has hacked TS?

Again

[Merry Mockmas]

1. I want Crisps
2. Birmingham City Football Club
3. Certain songs getting stuck in my head
4. Sex jokes
5. Italian food
6. Modern stuff sucks
7. Wondering why people want to live in a society where you're scared to say or do whatever you want
8. Wondering what it would be like to be the lead of a Silent Hill Game
9. Will I ever discover actually having a talent at something
10. Dreaming of being an anti-hero in a dark and gritty Batman-esque story
11. People's psychology/how they think/why does the person think in that way
12. How are people getting on, on TIBB
13. What's going on YouTube

That's probably about it.

[Parmy]

Tell us a joke then mock

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Tell us a joke then mock

I'm not very good at them, but here it goes.

Why does Wayne Rooney love Prostitutes? Because they open up to him.