[Kate!]

Entry B

Exclusive! Nicky replaced by aliens! Read all about it!

It all started innocently enough. Nicky, a Wembley resident with a love for coffee and questionable life choices, woke up one morning feeling different. His thoughts were a little sharper, his reflexes a little quicker, and his overall sense of self a bit more...alien. He just thought it must have been a bad cup of coffee.

He went about his day, but everything was different. His neighbor's cat seemed strangely polite, the pigeons in Wembley Park were suddenly wearing small sunglasses, and the aroma of the local fish and chip shop suddenly had a very strong smell.

Then, Nicky started noticing the weirder changes. Now he could understand the cat, the pigeons were giving him the thumbs up and the fish and chip smell had now become a clear message from a previously unknown civilization.

Nicky, now convinced he was being replaced, was looking for answers. He visited the local pub, where the bartender, wearing the same sunglasses as the pigeons, offered him
a drink. "Welcome, friend," the bartender said, "we've been waiting for you."
The bartender then revealed that Nicky was not Nicky anymore. He was a member of the Galactic Council. His job was to blend in and infiltrate Earth and sample the delicious cuisine.

Nicky was shocked at first, but started to relax. The bad coffee was still a bit of a letdown, but he had found out he was now an interstellar diplomat, knew the language of cats, and had a great palate for fish and chips.

He continued his mission, secretly working for the Galactic Council....

[Kate!]

Entry C

For Duck’s Sake!

A local man named Barry was arrested on Tuesday for stealing/kidnapping… a duck. The incident happened around 10:30am at the local nature reserve. When it was noticed that the duck was missing, the police were contacted straight away.

An eyewitness said they had seen Barry and the duck at a local ice cream shop. She recalled, “The man and the duck were inside the ice cream shop. It looked like they were having a great time actually. They looked really friendly and comfortable with eachother”.

They were later spotted leaving the cinema by another onlooker. Onlooker was quoted as saying, “I seen that Barry guy and his duck leaving the cinema. I honestly wouldn’t have even questioned it but i had just heard on the radio about the kidnapping of a duck. The duck looked to be having a great time to be honest… they crossed the street to the play park. The Barry man proceeded to push the little duck on the swing. They looked like they were having the time of their lives”.

At the time of printing, Barry and the duck haven’t been seen again. We wish them all the best for the future and we’ll keep you abreast (quick pun intended) of any new developments.

[Kate!]

So that's all 3 of the received submissions.

Over to Ammi....

But wait! Hang on...

In my wisdom I have decided that because one of our finalists was unable to submit an entry, which was to be written about Jones, that I will undertake to write one myself.

With the following criteria.

* my entry isn't eligible to be judged alongside the other 3. The other 3 will be awarded 1st, 2nd and 3rd places by Ammi who will also give short feedback.

1st place entry will receive 2000 points
2nd place entry will receive 1500 points
3rd place entry will receive 1000 points

It was originally going to be just one winner with the others getting no points but we reconsidered that all their efforts should be rewarded. And I think Ammi would prefer that.

Now what about my entry about Jones then??

Well I'm getting to that. Ammi may award it a gold star or a silver star depending on how much she likes it.

Gold is worth 1000 extra points to the winner of 1st place, 750 extra points to whoever comes in 2nd place and 500 extra points to whoever comes in 3rd place.

Silver is worth 750 extra points to the winner of 1st place, 500 extra points to whoever comes in 2nd place and 300 points to whoever comes in 3rd place.

So I'll now take a short break and return as soon as possible to.post my article about Jones.

[Kate!]

If Ammi comes online please wait for me to post my article. It is a work in progress.

[Kate!]

Ahem. Kate's article.

Took me ages. Lol!

Headline : No Shame Shamus to run for London Mayor. Meet the candidate...he's a punching, spitting foul mouthed machine who identifies as a feline.

Shamus Jones, once arrested for fighting a Drag Queen whilst dressed as a cat (!) has announced his candidacy to run for Mayor of London.

Shamus, or No Shamus as his mates call him, aged 35 from no fixed abode aka various friends couches had this to say....

"O'right! Me name's Shamus. Hehe. Elect me. Fcuk that Sadiq. I can run rings round him. So he's proposing to ban advertising gambling? Fcuk that! Nowt wrong with banging the odd tenner on
a filly once in a while. BetFred's my bookie of choice. Go there.

Me policies? What are they? Oh yeah, right! Well I'll do whatever you want darling, you've got a lovely pair of coconuts, love these sexy reporters they send to talk.to me I do."

Shamus promises to do the following...

To endeavour to keep my promises whenever possible

To refuse to give any more speeches until the next election is looming

To vow to never stop making promises

To lower my own taxes. Hey it's a start!

To do away with automated phone answering services. Press 1 if you'd rather fcuk off down the pub.

To sympathise with citizens about lousy spongers on my way to see Taylor Swift in concert. VIP seats.

To build an escape proof prison on Love Island.

To do everything in my power to avoid prison.

And

I promise to change my name legally to Pussy Tippy Toes and go shopping dressed as a cat every Sunday.

So that's him in a nutshell. Would you vote for this man? Scandalous!

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Entry A

Vanessa and the missing GlitterBall trophy.

At the close of the Strictly Come Dancing final, Vanessa was excited to see who’d win the trophy this year. Vanessa loved the dances and celebrities but she had her eyes on the dancers, mostly Giovanni. His pants were looking tight, Vanessa thought.

After the show Vanessa went back stage, pretending to be one of the guards. She sneaked into the dressing room of the winner and there she saw it, the glitter ball trophy. She was staring at it as though it was hypnotising her. Vanessa grabbed the trophy and put it under her shirt, it looked like she was hiding a person under her clothing.

Vanessa ran out the room, but one of the guards was coming. She ran into the next room. The shower room.

There he was, Giovanni, with a towel wrapped around his waist. Vanessa dropped the trophy and fake fainted into his arms. Carlos walked in and gasped. He took a photo of them. It was the scandal of the show! Gio had a sexy girl at his side!

Later Vanessa laughed as she polished the trophy in her apartment.

…while all of the other housemates were singing in the shower, Vanessa was swinging in the shower…I see why she was smiling on livefeed, we thought that it was just because BB had switched the hot water on for the last day ….I’m complaining to OFCom right now…!!!!!!!….that this all wasn't shown in highlights…!!!!!!….

…every time Vanessa looks into that stolen glitter-ball, she’ll see 1000 Giovanni’s in the shower forever more…or at least until she gets convicted…


…great scandal……Giovanni loved it the most…

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Entry B

Exclusive! Nicky replaced by aliens! Read all about it!

It all started innocently enough. Nicky, a Wembley resident with a love for coffee and questionable life choices, woke up one morning feeling different. His thoughts were a little sharper, his reflexes a little quicker, and his overall sense of self a bit more...alien. He just thought it must have been a bad cup of coffee.

He went about his day, but everything was different. His neighbor's cat seemed strangely polite, the pigeons in Wembley Park were suddenly wearing small sunglasses, and the aroma of the local fish and chip shop suddenly had a very strong smell.

Then, Nicky started noticing the weirder changes. Now he could understand the cat, the pigeons were giving him the thumbs up and the fish and chip smell had now become a clear message from a previously unknown civilization.

Nicky, now convinced he was being replaced, was looking for answers. He visited the local pub, where the bartender, wearing the same sunglasses as the pigeons, offered him
a drink. "Welcome, friend," the bartender said, "we've been waiting for you."
The bartender then revealed that Nicky was not Nicky anymore. He was a member of the Galactic Council. His job was to blend in and infiltrate Earth and sample the delicious cuisine.

Nicky was shocked at first, but started to relax. The bad coffee was still a bit of a letdown, but he had found out he was now an interstellar diplomat, knew the language of cats, and had a great palate for fish and chips.

He continued his mission, secretly working for the Galactic Council....

…it all started innocently enough…?…but we knew all along that it wasn't Nicky…he began his day and started in a course which he followed, no matter how odd and out of sync it seemed…?…he followed that same course for a whole day…?..and didn't change course or turn back or scream at it…?…are you mad…?????????z!!!!!!!!!!….it was obvious that it wasn’t our Nicky…!!!!!!!….


….great scandal story……and nothing at all about this in the media or on social media, hmmmmmmmmm….are they all alien beings too and part of the conspiracy….

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…while all of the other housemates were singing in the shower, Vanessa was swinging in the shower…I see why she was smiling on livefeed, we thought that it was just because BB had switched the hot water on for the last day ….I’m complaining to OFCom right now…!!!!!!!….that this all wasn't shown in highlights…!!!!!!….

…every time Vanessa looks into that stolen glitter-ball, she’ll see 1000 Giovanni’s in the shower forever more…or at least until she gets convicted…


…great scandal……Giovanni loved it the most…

great comments Ammi.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…it all started innocently enough…?…but we knew all along that it wasn't Nicky…he began his day and started in a course which he followed, no matter how odd and out of sync it seemed…?…he followed that same course for a whole day…?..and didn't change course or turn back or scream at it…?…are you mad…?????????z!!!!!!!!!!….it was obvious that it wasn’t our Nicky…!!!!!!!….


….great scandal story……and nothing at all about this in the media or on social media, hmmmmmmmmm….are they all alien beings too and part of the conspiracy….

Very nicely put x

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Entry C

For Duck’s Sake!

A local man named Barry was arrested on Tuesday for stealing/kidnapping… a duck. The incident happened around 10:30am at the local nature reserve. When it was noticed that the duck was missing, the police were contacted straight away.

An eyewitness said they had seen Barry and the duck at a local ice cream shop. She recalled, “The man and the duck were inside the ice cream shop. It looked like they were having a great time actually. They looked really friendly and comfortable with eachother”.

They were later spotted leaving the cinema by another onlooker. Onlooker was quoted as saying, “I seen that Barry guy and his duck leaving the cinema. I honestly wouldn’t have even questioned it but i had just heard on the radio about the kidnapping of a duck. The duck looked to be having a great time to be honest… they crossed the street to the play park. The Barry man proceeded to push the little duck on the swing. They looked like they were having the time of their lives”.

At the time of printing, Barry and the duck haven’t been seen again. We wish them all the best for the future and we’ll keep you abreast (quick pun intended) of any new developments.

…so waddle it be, waddle we say…is Barry in love with his duck..?…apparently it’s being reported that he and the duck left the cinema without paying so he’ll be getting a bill sent for that as well……it all sounds very romanduck though and something we can all ponder whether its a showmance or a quackmance…

…another great scandalous scandal……

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Ahem. Kate's article.

Took me ages. Lol!

Headline : No Shame Shamus to run for London Mayor. Meet the candidate...he's a punching, spitting foul mouthed machine who identifies as a feline.

Shamus Jones, once arrested for fighting a Drag Queen whilst dressed as a cat (!) has announced his candidacy to run for Mayor of London.

Shamus, or No Shamus as his mates call him, aged 35 from no fixed abode aka various friends couches had this to say....

"O'right! Me name's Shamus. Hehe. Elect me. Fcuk that Sadiq. I can run rings round him. So he's proposing to ban advertising gambling? Fcuk that! Nowt wrong with banging the odd tenner on
a filly once in a while. BetFred's my bookie of choice. Go there.

Me policies? What are they? Oh yeah, right! Well I'll do whatever you want darling, you've got a lovely pair of coconuts, love these sexy reporters they send to talk.to me I do."

Shamus promises to do the following...

To endeavour to keep my promises whenever possible

To refuse to give any more speeches until the next election is looming

To vow to never stop making promises

To lower my own taxes. Hey it's a start!

To do away with automated phone answering services. Press 1 if you'd rather fcuk off down the pub.

To sympathise with citizens about lousy spongers on my way to see Taylor Swift in concert. VIP seats.

To build an escape proof prison on Love Island.

To do everything in my power to avoid prison.

And

I promise to change my name legally to Pussy Tippy Toes and go shopping dressed as a cat every Sunday.

So that's him in a nutshell. Would you vote for this man? Scandalous!

……

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…so waddle it be, waddle we say…is Barry in live with his duck..?…apparently its being reported that he and the duck left the cinema without paying so he’ll be getting a bill sent for that as well……it all sounds very romanduck though and something we can all ponder whether its a showmance or a quackmance…

…another great scandalous scandal……

Marvellous. Thank you Ammi you did in perfectly and with style x

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Ahem. Kate's article.

Took me ages. Lol!

Headline : No Shame Shamus to run for London Mayor. Meet the candidate...he's a punching, spitting foul mouthed machine who identifies as a feline.

Shamus Jones, once arrested for fighting a Drag Queen whilst dressed as a cat (!) has announced his candidacy to run for Mayor of London.

Shamus, or No Shamus as his mates call him, aged 35 from no fixed abode aka various friends couches had this to say....

"O'right! Me name's Shamus. Hehe. Elect me. Fcuk that Sadiq. I can run rings round him. So he's proposing to ban advertising gambling? Fcuk that! Nowt wrong with banging the odd tenner on
a filly once in a while. BetFred's my bookie of choice. Go there.

Me policies? What are they? Oh yeah, right! Well I'll do whatever you want darling, you've got a lovely pair of coconuts, love these sexy reporters they send to talk.to me I do."

Shamus promises to do the following...

To endeavour to keep my promises whenever possible

To refuse to give any more speeches until the next election is looming

To vow to never stop making promises

To lower my own taxes. Hey it's a start!

To do away with automated phone answering services. Press 1 if you'd rather fcuk off down the pub.

To sympathise with citizens about lousy spongers on my way to see Taylor Swift in concert. VIP seats.

To build an escape proof prison on Love Island.

To do everything in my power to avoid prison.

And

I promise to change my name legally to Pussy Tippy Toes and go shopping dressed as a cat every Sunday.

So that's him in a nutshell. Would you vote for this man? Scandalous!

…no Shame Shamus versus Knucklehead Kindless Killjoy and kill all of the other pensioners Keir….it’ll be a tough choice for voting in the next GE…actually no it wont be tough at all…anyway, thats enough politics in the game section……great story, Kate…..

[Kate!]

Marvellous job Ammi.

Anytime until noon if you could award my separate entry either a gold or silver star in comparison with the standard set.

Points for this and how they'll.be allocated are above.

[Ammi]

…ok….it has to be done, I guess…all great entries and shocking scandals that have left us staggered and shooked and shaken….you’re all amazing housemates even though you are the most outrageous of any season……

…I’m strangely going to place them in the order they’ve already been posted…


1st place - Vanessa and the Missing Glitter-ball Trophy….

2nd place - Nicky Replaced by Aliens…

3rd place - For Duck’s Sake…!!!!….

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Marvellous job Ammi.

Anytime until noon if you could award my separate entry either a gold or silver star in comparison with the standard set.

Points for this and how they'll.be allocated are above.

…obviously a gold star would be where it stands……

[Ammi]

…just to say that if Nicky does want to submit a late entry scandal then I can pop back late morning and slot it into place with the other 3….

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…just to say that if Nicky does want to submit a late entry scandal then I can pop back late morning and slot it into place with the other 3….

No Ammi. We've worked out full allocations regarding points based on 3 entries received which we worked on in the early hours of the morning after the deadline. Nicky understands as I've fully explained he had the same treatment as the others, the task ran for 34 hours and reminders were sent. We stated clearly the midnight deadline was rigid. Plus we offered help to anyone who was struggling by pm messages.

I'm sorry to say there was nothing further we could have done.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…ok….it has to be done, I guess…all great entries and shocking scandals that have left us staggered and shooked and shaken….you’re all amazing housemates even though you are the most outrageous of any season……

…I’m strangely going to place them in the order they’ve already been posted…


1st place - Vanessa and the Missing Glitter-ball Trophy….

2nd place - Nicky Replaced by Aliens…

3rd place - For Duck’s Sake…!!!!….

I'll confirm points awarded by Ammi shortly as Josiah will still be in dreamland with being in his different time zone.

[Ammi]

…they were all such fun to read and so quirky…well, Duck Sake! Was quacky …the only reason it was placed where it is, is because I don’t believe that’s a lasting romance that will hold water outside of the house…

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…they were all such fun to read and so quirky…well, Duck Sake! Was quacky …the only reason it was placed where it is, is because I don’t believe that’s a lasting romance that will hold water outside of the house…

Yeah I loved Duck Sake. I loved them all in full honesty. Fantastic.

I can now quickly reveal before I give out points that ....

1st place Vanessa and The Glitter Ball was written by Barry. Fantastic job Baz. Congratulations.

2nd place Nicky the Alien was written by Ness. Extremely well observed. Well done Ness.

3rd place Barry and the Duck was written by Jones. Sheer brilliance. I laughed out loud.

[Kate!]

Points as awarded by Ammi.

1st place Barry’s article 2000 points
2nd place Ness's article 1500 points
3rd place Jones' article 1000 points

Group total for pot is 4500 points

Very well done

Kate's article got a gold star so she has won extra points for the 3 entrants as follows

Barry 1000 points
Vanessa 750 points
Jones 500 points

Total for group pot is an extra 2250 points

Overall individual points for the Task

Barry 3000 points
Vanessa 2250 points
Jones 1500 points

Overall group pot achieved for the Task .. 6750 points

[Josiah.]

After thoughtful consideration, Kate's and my hearts aren't in it to continue this another day.

We are holding an impromptu Big Night right now in the Big Night thread here: https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/for...d.php?t=396821

[Benjamin]

Good luck you 4.

[Ammi]

…Big Night as in final…?…