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IntoxiKated
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who also was a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked. The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said. The blonde office looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”
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This Witch doesn't burn
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Love a good blonde joke
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IntoxiKated
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A Blonde,Brunette,and a Redhead decide to check their daughters bags,
All 3 of them found condoms in their respective daughters bags. The Brunette was stunned and said :" We're a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex " The Redhead said "Its Good to see my girl is using protection, Because prevention is better than cure !". The Blonde said: " OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS "
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