[Mike]

The Housemates' reasons for squabbling reached a new low today as a row erupted over a grape.

Nurse Science and Matron Roberto were grumbling over how disobedient their patients were when the dispute began. Science felt the invalids had made no effort with the task and wouldn't deserve a reward in the unlikely event that they passed.

Makosi thought this was a bit rich of the rapper, pointing out Science had also broken the rules by munching on one of Kemal's grapes. The fruit was supposed to be reserved for the haemorrhoid victim alone.

Science couldn't believe Makosi was being so petty. "You ain't making no point over a frigging s***** grape," he boomed.

As maddened Makosi continued to rant, Science gave as good as he got. "Everybody ain't doing s***, but they'll use me as a scapegoat," he fumed.

Derek wouldn't tolerate any more whingeing and promptly told Science to shut up. "It's one ********** grape for God's sake, forget it!" he shrieked. "Finish Science, finish!"

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[Lance]

Was jst about to post this Mike you beat me to it.

They are really going out of their way this year to argue anret they?

Is it real though,because they know the public like arguing,but obviously they dont know that we dont like watching arguing without stopping.It is getting very very tedious,needs to liven up a bit