[Red Moon]

MARIO: 'I'M THE NEXT SIMON COWELL'

Mario wants to be the "Simon Cowell of the modelling industry".

The former Big Brother housemate has been lined up to sit on the judging panel for the final of this year’s Nuts Babe Search tomorrow and hopes to carve out a career as a judge for beauty competitions.

Mario said: "I'm really looking forward to being one of the judges at the final of the Nuts Babe Search. I'm hoping this could be the start of a successful career as a celebrity judge.

"I'd love to be the Simon Cowell of the modelling industry. In fact I'd go as far as saying I've actually got a better job than Simon Cowell. I'll be getting paid to judge sexy girls wearing next to nothing, what could be better?"

Beefy Mario hopes his work with the competition - which will be broadcast on Nuts TV every Friday and Saturday night in August - may lead to bigger things.

He said: "Hopefully it won't stop here, if Miss World asked me to be on the panel I'd jump at the chance!"

The man mountain is famed for constantly referring to Health and Safety while in the house and has vowed to ensure the event is a safe zone.

He said: "It goes without saying I'll be looking after the girls. I'll be making sure they get lots of drinks. I don't want any incidents like I had in the house. Health and safety is always paramount in any competition - especially a prestigious event like this."

Source:Daily Star

[jonsep]

[mbps]

hahahahhahahahahaha.....he makes me laugh

[kjago]

oh god he makes me want to hurl - what a numpty

[SammyAyee]

[Dan_]

good old Mario, deluded as ever.