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Old 04-11-2008, 02:16 PM #1
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Now ive only watched this itv daytime show a handful of times (promise) but seriously
wtf!
everytime i switch it on they are talking about sex!
sex toys for the older generation
sex tips and fetish`s of the stars
how to fit sex into your everyday life

what is this show!?
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hahahahahaha.... titchmarsh is swinger

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I remember he once did a show on sex toys from the ancient times. I swear I'm not lying when I say they used to shove a rock up there.
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lmao a rock?i can imagine that is a thrill a minute =/
its so odd though why is the topic always sex?
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I was thinking the same whilst watching him eat spaghetti ... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

he doesn't even make it funny either. when i seen phil & fern do the same thing they made it funny by having fern rub a vibrator against her nose whilst trying not to laugh
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PMSFL.
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And you can watch it ll again on the ITV site:

http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/Dating/...n/default.html
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And you can watch it ll again on the ITV site:

http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/Dating/...n/default.html
Ahaha, I clicked. What weird little episode information bits.

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Alan, breasts and olive oil

Alan gets to grips the WI and some breast-firming cream. Plus, see a male model covered in olive oil
Oh hello.
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having fern rub a vibrator against her nose
PMSFL.
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Watch it, funniest 3 minutes of daytime telly EVER

http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/ThisMor...y/default.html
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I was thinking the same whilst watching him eat spaghetti ... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

he doesn't even make it funny either. when i seen phil & fern do the same thing they made it funny by having fern rub a vibrator against her nose whilst trying not to laugh
hahah it was minging isn`t ,now hes going on about the over 35`s being more likely to cheat
hes obsessed!!
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LOL how dare you! I LOVE him!
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LOL, Alan Titchmarsh is the SHIZZ!
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you would,you have both have the same mentality!
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(ee omnibus whhooopp!)
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LOL how dare you! I LOVE him!
you would,you have both have the same mentality!
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OH FUG.
I am gonna watch, i missed 2 eps this week!
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you would,you have both have the same mentality!
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OH FUG.
I am going to watch, i missed 2 eps this week!
I think i missed one ,not sure what day though!btw did you go to the carnival thingy?
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he asked someone to make a book for him to put his name to
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LOL, I saw a guest reading it. I came back to the front page and saw this in recent threads and thought for second I had posted without realising.
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