[Red Moon]

Fee with no Suga

“It’s going to be a good one tonight,” shrieked Foghorn McCall before conducting a bad interview with the world’s most disgusting woman, Tina Malone.

Rejected by revolted viewers in a landslide eviction vote, the Malone creature told un-grand inquisitor Davina: “I am highly intellectual.”

Yes, and like all the cerebral greats, history will remember this svelte and demure actress for the philosophical observations which shaped her world view.

Descartes: “I think therefore I am.”

Rousseau: “Man is born free but is everywhere in chains.”

Malone: “That was so *******ing funny I nearly p*ssed and sh*t and vomited at the same time.”

As the lovely Tina waddled back to the obscurity for which she was designed, miserable Mutya Buena risked her £75,000 show fee and stormed out of the house.

“This is *******ing stupid,” hissed the sour Sugababe. What precisely did she expect?

Celebrity Big Brother 6 is all silly costumes, endless tasks, hollow tears and no decent rows.

Who needs Jeux Sans Frontieres?

And who needs a reality show where the result is a foregone conclusion. Verne will win.

Source: Daily Mirror

[fingers]

Tourettes Syndrome sufferer, Dwarf, yep makes sense!

[lily.]

The only shock was the fact that "blind dude" didn't win in the summer.

[Locke.]

Verne won't win.

[fingers]

Originally posted by Linda
The only shock was the fact that "blind dude" didn't win in the summer.

He probably thought he would, given BB's penchant for having disabled winners!