[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Shaun
Love that song, Baz.

Welcome to the forum m'lud. Now I'm going to sit back and watch youVdamon.

It finished.
I won.
I punched him in his vajaja

[Dextor]

I didn't even see that, MrLuvaLuva sorry! It's that Damon one..always up to mischief..¬__¬
I love that song! Reminds me of horses. lol.

And I don't know what the hell that is, Damon...but it looks kinda like My Humps by Alanis Morissettissettissette.

[DamonJ]

Dextor I'm pregnant

[Dextor]

And, lucky for me, I'm wearing my metal briefs for added security.
So IN YO FACEEEE.
*slaps Damon's face with Lily Allen*

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
And, lucky for me, I'm wearing my metal briefs for added security.
So IN YO FACEEEE.
*slaps Damon's face with Lily Allen*

Don't chu remember?! You're cum's fizziness corroded the metal sob
DNAplz

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Shaun

Love that song, Baz.

Welcome to the forum m'lud. Now I'm going to sit back and watch youVdamon.

I have always thought that Damon was criminally insane too. I think this thread proves it.

[Dextor]

What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

DEXTOR GLITTER!
Come to my room
for some Wintertime lovin.

[Dextor]

Damon, I'm not givin yuh no bennyfetss, so yuh can take yuhr sorreh lil' pregnant ass to Jeremy Kyle or summin'

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Damon, I'm not givin yuh no bennyfetss, so yuh can take yuhr sorreh lil' pregnant ass to Jeremy Kyle or summin'

I aint goin to Pedo Kyle on my own
anyway he'll recognise us from our last DNA test
comewiffmeplz

[Dextor]

Originally posted by DamonJ

DEXTOR GLITTER!
Come to my room
for some Wintertime lovin.

I sound like a porn star now.
I've only just joined and you've already decayed my reputation! Thank you very much, nympho.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor

I sound like a porn star now.
I've only just joined and you've already decayed my reputation! Thank you very much, nympho.

No problem, sexkitten.

[Dextor]

Nopezzz. I'm a Ricky Lake typa gal. Strictly Licky Ricki with me. Maybe Sally JessyBabes, if I'm in a good mood. But deffo not Jezzerzzzz.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Nopezzz. I'm a Ricky Lake typa gal. Strictly Licky Ricki with me. Maybe Sally JessyBabes, if I'm in a good mood. But deffo not Jezzerzzzz.

JEREMYPLZ
JEREMYPLZ

[Dextor]

Look what you've done to me, Damon! I've ended up from

Originally posted by Dextor
Hi! Nice to meet you all! My name's Dex and I hope to speak to you all soon! I'm only new, so be gentle.

to

Originally posted by Dextor
What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

I started off sucha nice boy, and now you've warped me like you have with every other man in your life. Well I say NO MORE! I am an independent woman, and I won't sit here and let you demean me or degrade me to a little piece of dirt. Because I am more than that! I am a free spirit, of my own destiny, and it is not for you to decide what my fate is. So go on, go to your Jeremy Kyle or whatever, but at least I'll be abe to sit and say to myself, "You know what, I am a good lookin' girl. I can make a difference" And I will be the better woman for it. So take a look at yourself, and think, are you really happy? Or are you just trying to lay all your insecurities and problems on others? Cuz I'm tellin you now, if you are, you'll be a lonely lonely person in this big world. Do me a favour, and wise up.

*breathes*

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Look what you've done to me, Damon! I've ended up from

to

I started off sucha nice boy, and now you've warped me like you have with every other man in your life. Well I say NO MORE! I am an independent woman, and I won't sit here and let you demean me or degrade me to a little piece of dirt. Because I am more than that! I am a free spirit, of my own destiny, and it is not for you to decide what my fate is. So go on, go to your Jeremy Kyle or whatever, but at least I'll be abe to sit and say to myself, "You know what, I am a good lookin' girl. I can make a difference" And I will be the better woman for it. So take a look at yourself, and think, are you really happy? Or are you just trying to lay all your insecurities and problems on others? Cuz I'm tellin you now, if you are, you'll be a lonely lonely person in this big world. Do me a favour, and wise up.

*breathes*

ENGLISHPLZ
you chlamydia ridden dirty *****!
SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB OB

[Dextor]

I'm not letting you bully me with your negativity ANY MORE, DAMON! Stop being so pathetic and get a job.

(Clearly I won this bitchfight)

[Dextor]

Btw, it's a HAIRFLIPPP

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
I'm not letting you bully me with your negativity ANY MORE, DAMON! Stop being so pathetic and get a job.

(Clearly I won this bitchfight)

clearly not gurrrrrrfran

[Dextor]

Damon is in denial.
Everyone can bear witness to that I have beaten DamonJ in a bitch fight!
Where's my tiara?!
I SAID WHERE'S MY TIARA?!

[DamonJ]

HERES UR STINKY TIARA
OOPS

[Dextor]

:O You wouldn't!

[DamonJ]

You're still a dirty slag Dextor sob.

[Sting]

Hi Dex welcome to the forum