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Old 18-03-2009, 02:56 PM #1
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2 men are at the opposite sides of the world but are thinking the exact same thing.
One is walking a tightrope between 2 skyscapers, the other is having a blow job off an 85yr old woman... What are they both thinking?







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I thought you were 12 andyman. And I'm serious.
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Snap! Dude!!!
Look this is a Big Brother site, valid to act silly... Oh and you don't know me outside of the TiBB forum.
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Oh Twilight c'mon... please don't tell me you like that stupid show aswell!?
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This isn't really just for over 18's but thought it was funny [and bit **** lol]

A man is in Tesco one day when he see's a woman. The woman then walks over to him and says "I think your the father of one of my kids!" The gentlemen then replies "Oh! Are you that woman I shagged on the pool table in Ibiza three years ago while your best friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery?" The woman then replies "No. I'm your daughters teacher".

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He is a Crude one at times.
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He is a Crude one at times.
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This isn't really just for over 18's but thought it was funny [and bit **** lol]

A man is in Tesco one day when he see's a woman. The woman then walks over to him and says "I think your the father of one of my kids!" The gentlemen then replies "Oh! Are you that woman I sh****d on the pool table in Ibiza three years ago while your best friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery?" The woman then replies "No. I'm your daughters teacher".

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That is funny
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Andyman is not 12. It says on his profile that his B-Day is January 26, 1978
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I thought you were 12 andyman. And I'm serious.
Andyman is not 12. It says on his profile that his B-Day is January 26, 1978
Captain.Remy is hinting that i am a ******.. Hehe.
But this is only a Big Brother fansite so valid to act daft n tings n stuff..
To be fair i am a big kid.. BooYEAH!
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I thought you were 12 andyman. And I'm serious.
Andyman is not 12. It says on his profile that his B-Day is January 26, 1978
Captain.Remy is hinting that i am a ******.. Hehe.
But this is only a Big Brother fansite so valid to act daft n tings n stuff..
To be fair i am a big kid.. BooYEAH!
I can see why and please change your graphics, I keep on DREAMING OF THEM!!!!
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C'mon it's only food! Mmmm fooooooood!

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LOL.

What's the difference between oral and anal sex?

[spoil]One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.[/spoil]
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I know this maybe slightly off-topic but that avatar of yourself is brilliant. I'd love one of those. And strangely enough, it's exactly how I pictured you! Spooky, ah?
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I know this maybe slightly off-topic but that avatar of yourself is brilliant. I'd love one of those. And strangely enough, it's exactly how I pictured you! Spooky, ah?
Do you know. I was gonna say that.
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I know this maybe slightly off-topic but that avatar of yourself is brilliant. I'd love one of those. And strangely enough, it's exactly how I pictured you! Spooky, ah?
Well that was pretty uncalled for... and bad.
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It says over 18s Only.
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