[blackdahlia]

Make it up as you go along.

The annual coach trip outing from the Queen Vic pulled up outside the Rovers Return, Phil and Grant were as pi*sed as farts and Peggs was bosting for a piss,knickers being pulled off as she staggered into the bar looking for the bog,Dot had crapped her bloomers and Pat had a belly full of Guinness bubbling up inside her vast gut,so the race for the toilet was on. Shoving Jack aside Peggy screamed out in frustration "MOVE YOU FAT...."
Carry on

[MrGaryy]

This should be in TV Chat or Chat and Games.

cool though so:

"..PILLOCK!". Alarmed at the shouting out side, Liz and son Steve go out to see whats going on. Liz spots Peggy, her arch nemisis and glares. Steve throws a scowel at Phil's direction and shout 'Ger Ourra ma Pab's footpath!'

[blackdahlia]

Originally posted by MrGaryy
This should be in TV Chat or Chat and Games.

cool though so:

"..PILLOCK!". Alarmed at the shouting out side, Liz and son Steve go out to see whats going on. Liz spots Peggy, her arch nemisis and glares. Steve throws a scowel at Phil's direction and shout 'Ger Ourra ma Pab's footpath!'

"Shut your North and South" growls Phil before...

[max]

[blackdahlia]

Originally posted by max

I know it was a c*ap idea in the first place

[BIG-BRO-FAN]

What has this got to do with BB10?

[Annie]

Originally posted by BIG-BRO-FAN
What has this got to do with BB10?

[BIG-BRO-FAN]

EastEnders is a gzillion times better than Corrie anyway