[Mrluvaluva]

MarkWaldorf 19:33 Reading thread: Andyman's Brotherhood “The crest and crowning of all good, life's final star, is Brotherhood.”

[Tom]

Get the dogs ready, they're sending their little heel snappers in but no match for us

[Novo]

Those things will be ripped apart in seconds

[Tom]

Zeta House ... Benidorm '99

[Novo]

ATTACK!!!

[Harry!]

Madonna Nude Painting Unsold



Click To View the Fullsize Image/sA controversial painting that featured Madonna and her then-husband Guy Ritchie has failed to sell at auction.

The painting depicted the celebrity couple naked, with the pop star heavily pregnant. Finished in 2005, the art work features two people who were then in love, representing one of the most powerful celebrity couplings on the planet.

Marrying in 2000, Madonna and Guy Ritchie became one of the most in-demand celebrity couples almost overnight. A rejuvenated singer, Madonna had fallen in love with Britain's most hyped young director who was fresh from the success of 'Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels'.

However cracks began appearing in their relationship last year, with Madonna being granted a quickie divorce just weeks before their eighth wedding anniversary. Frequently referencing the relationship onstage, her barbed quips about Guy Ritchie soon became a much talked about part of her record breaking 'Sticky And Sweet' tour.

Since then, the singer has embarked on a string of public relationships, which may have backfired in her quest to adopt a young child from the African nation of Malawi.

Painted by a Scottish artist, the painting was put on sale towards the end of last week. However at Saturday's (May 30th) auction the item failed to reach the Ł15,000 reserve price which had been placed on it.

Brian Clements, director at McTear's Auctioneers, told the BBC: "The auction was very successful, however, surprisingly Peter Howson's controversial piece Madonna and Guy did not sell on the day."

"The painting is still for sale and we would be delighted to hear from anyone who is interested in this much talked about piece of Scottish art history."

Meanwhile Madonna has announced yet more dates on her ongoing 'Sticky And Sweet' tour. The highest grossing tour by any artist in 2008, the massive jaunt is to promote her highly successful 'Hard Candy' album.

The painting isn't the only nude artefact to have emerged from Madonna's past. Before she was famous the singer posed for a number of revealing photographs which appeared in Playboy in the mid 80s before being swept under the carpet.

However earlier this year the photos emerged again, selling for thousands at auction in the United States.

Madonna has not commented on the sale of the painting.

http://www.clashmusic.com/news/madon...ainting-unsold

[Tom]

Annie isn't really pregnant, shes just saying it so she can eat for 2000

[img]http://www.biwook.net/gallery/funny-****/lot-of-images/very-fat-woman-eating.jpg[/img]

[Novo]

He's okay he is still here they are lying

[Annie]

Originally posted by Tom
Annie isn't really pregnant, shes just saying it so she can eat for 2000

[img]http://www.biwook.net/gallery/funny-****/lot-of-images/very-fat-woman-eating.jpg[/img]

OMG! You found out the truth. Aww diddums. little tommy needs his dummy cos hes upset about the true pics of him in the zeta thread.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Harry.
Oakenfold struggling with Madonna set for tour

DJ Paul Oakenfold is struggling to put together a playlist for his upcoming shows supporting Madonna - because the crowd will be so diverse.
The superstar DJ will be the Material Girl's warm-up act on the latest leg of her Sticky & Sweet world tour this summer, and he wants to get everyone in the crowd fired up and dancing.
But he's finding it difficult to plan what music to play as he doesn't think his usual style will go down well with the wide range of fans Madonna attracts.
Oakenfold says, 'Planning my set for a Madonna show is tough because she covers the spectrum. It's a white, black, gay, straight crowd, aged between 15 to 60. It's no good making it too underground.'
'Despite the big venues, it'll still be clubby and I'll get the crowd going. And it doesn't take much to get Madonna in the mood.'
Oakenfold is also teaming up with the singer to produce three new tracks on her upcoming Greatest Hits album.

http://madonnalicious.typepad.com/ma...-for-tour.html

[Mrluvaluva]

Shaun's passport photo.

[Novo]

Come on smokey get up!!!!!!!

[Harry!]

REVOLVER WITH LIL’ WAYNE

According to a reliable insider, there will be two versions of Revolver: one featuring Lil’ Wayne and the other solo with just Madonna. Their plan is most likely to put the solo version on the album, and release the Lil’ Wayne version to radio. Hopefully, this will help Madonna get another #1 hit in the US.

Madonna is Happy for A-Rod and Kate Hudson

Madonna is not only happy that her ex Alex Rodriguez has moved on, she's "relieved!"

A-Rod has reportedly been secretly dating Kate Hudson for a few months now. The couple met at the grand re-opening of Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami last November and instantly hit it off.

So what does Madonna think about her ex moving on? "Madonna is actually relieved that A-Rod seems so happy with Kate," a source told the New York Daily News.

"He's always treated women like he treats home runs anyway. He's getting a great batting average here. In fact, Madonna is actually proud that she's raised the bar for him, so he can date a better caliber of women."

Seems like Madonna is too busy with her 23 year-old boy toy Jesus Luz to care about who A-Rod is dating. What do you think about A-Rod and Kate together? Do you think A-Rod downgraded or upgraded after Madonna?

http://www.hollyscoop.com/madonna/ma...son_20364.aspx

[Novo]

Tom stay out off the vile zeta thread

you will get infected

[Tom]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Tom stay out off the vile zeta thread

you will get infected

Have you seen what they've done to poor Brandie?

[Novo]

Originally posted by Harry.
REVOLVER WITH LIL’ WAYNE

According to a reliable insider, there will be two versions of Revolver: one featuring Lil’ Wayne and the other solo with just Madonna. Their plan is most likely to put the solo version on the album, and release the Lil’ Wayne version to radio. Hopefully, this will help Madonna get another #1 hit in the US.

Madonna is Happy for A-Rod and Kate Hudson

Madonna is not only happy that her ex Alex Rodriguez has moved on, she's "relieved!"

A-Rod has reportedly been secretly dating Kate Hudson for a few months now. The couple met at the grand re-opening of Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami last November and instantly hit it off.

So what does Madonna think about her ex moving on? "Madonna is actually relieved that A-Rod seems so happy with Kate," a source told the New York Daily News.

"He's always treated women like he treats home runs anyway. He's getting a great batting average here. In fact, Madonna is actually proud that she's raised the bar for him, so he can date a better caliber of women."

Seems like Madonna is too busy with her 23 year-old boy toy Jesus Luz to care about who A-Rod is dating. What do you think about A-Rod and Kate together? Do you think A-Rod downgraded or upgraded after Madonna?

http://www.hollyscoop.com/madonna/ma...son_20364.aspx

Good work harry andyman will read all this when he gets back

[Annie]

Stop all the madonna nonsense. She has AIDs

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Annie
Stop all the madonna nonsense. She has AIDs

He asked me to. Plus she doesn't have aids.

[Tom]

They're on their way

[Novo]

She is teasing you harry

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Tom

Have you seen what they've done to poor Brandie?

That is animal cruelty. I am reporting them to the RSPCA.

[Novo]

Look what those holligans have done to brandie

[Novo]

Originally posted by .Andy.


He's okay he is still here they are lying

[Annie]

Originally posted by Harry.

He asked me to. Plus she doesn't have aids.

She does. Why you think she is always stealing kids from Africa? Oh I need you! It will be like we are connected!! You have AIDs from your parents. I have it from getting fucked too often!!
We are like TWINS! Ah ZOMG!

[Novo]

Go and bite shaun walter!!!