[Annie]

We've already revealed that evil Big Brother is definitely back this year, but we think this new rule they've come up with could be the funniest yet. This year the housemates are BANNED from having any sort of fake romance while in the house. Insiders told us, "BB is not permitting any fake romances. BB will seek out proof of whether the relationship is real and any fake romance-doers will be punished." Hee hee. Big Brother's had it's share of real romances over the years, such as Helen and Paul, Michelle and Stu and, erm, Darren and Majorie, but then there's been the not-so hearfelt unions of Ziggy and Chanelle and Dale and Jen. Stephanie was desperately trying to get her claws into Rex last year, and Amy did the same with Liam the year before – but this year there'll be none of that! Just what BB will make the prospective couples do in order to prove their love is for real is anyone's guess. We do love the idea of the fakers being brought to task, though, don't you?

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