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Here are some quotes for you all, to look back on and remember with a smile............

Dereks Quotes

'A real man is one who does the dishes.'

'It's a family value that one always retains one's dignity, no matter how bad things get.'

'Oh gosh, Big Brother has no sense of decorum at all.'

'There is beauty in your eyes, Science.'

''GROW UP!!!''

''Don't say you can go now. Where shall we go?''

'No Roberto Let him cook the chicken like the peasent he is. (about Science)'

'Science is the first black man I've met who makes me want to join the BNP... tomorrow.'

'All the housemates are so ugly.'

'Roberto is the best sort of friend - we can be candid with each other.'

'If all the Dukes of England are out there waiting for me, tell them I'll be out shortly [to Roberto on Roberto's eviction]'

''well i don't barge into other conversations , and i would be grateful if you didn't barge into mine!!''

'Of course shes not hurt its not like shes biten by a lion!'

''She said that she'd never eaten a parsnip before!''

''Science is so typically black, I mean, he finds it hard to kiss another black man?''

'''You must learn to listen!'''

'The man's personal hygene is repellent. (On Science)'

''The arrogance knows no bound.' (On Science)'

'Q: What is the name of John Wayne's famous horse? A: Hi ho!'

'(to eugene) 'there all gastly!!''

'Gastly!'

'I feel like Churchill.'

'Swish'


craig

'I hate sausages, they're such bitches.'

'At the end of the day...'

'I love Lesley, she's so nice and honest and friendly.'

'I can't believe people think I'm gay.'

'I've always got on better with women than men.'

'Saskia told me what the ghetto was earlier. I thought it was a country.'

'''If anyone says anything nasty about Vanessa then they'll have me to answer to.'' ''God, Vaneesa's such a bitch, she's not even sorry for what she did and because of her everyone is up for eviction!'''

''Gay clubs are a bit too touchy, feely for my liking!''

''Cut your crap, with doing your rap!' (Craig 's come back from an aguement with Science)'

'''This is it now. They'll be circling like hyenas, waiting to pick us off one by one.'' (to Anthony on the demise of Team Saskia)'

'Anney i luv u'

'I am a bitch (talking to lesley)'

'(to anthony) I've got more balls than you have'

''I am his best friend.' (to the housemates about Anthony.)'

'People used to laugh at me at school because of my voice - can you imagine that?'

'My life has been hell, I have had to face rejection.'

'How dare you say I want to win because I want to win [To Anthony]'

'I want to win because it will feel like for the first time in my life, Craig has been accepted for who he is. [Too late Craig, Nadia played that card last year]'

''i want to win(to anthony)' [who eva sed tht about nadia tht is exactly wot i thought wen i heard him say tht]'

''I refuse to diminish my character''

'Whatever, wannabe, loser, jealous, you know it! Sex-u-al'

'To anthony.......'look at me! anthony! look at me! i am craig! i am your best friend....anthony....i am your best friend within this house...anthony are you alright?!''

''I can't leave him' (Refering to Anthony in the diary room)'

'Fortune favours the bold'

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lol- cool glad u like them- ive got some for all the housemates should you want any more posted????

[Ruth]

I'd love to see Science's. "Tweedledee, Tweedledum, Tweedlet**t - classic!

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Originally posted by Ruth
I'd love to see Science's. "Tweedledee, Tweedledum, Tweedlet**t - classic!

ok Ruth...hold on.i'll post his whole quotes...

[Wow_What_A_Show]

Here Ruth:

Quotes by Science

'You could hula-hoop through a Cheerio [to the emaciated Kemal]'

'D'ya get me?'

'I'm not gonna be intimidated by you Roberto, cos I'm not intimidated by you, Roberto. D'ya get me?'

'I'll say what I like. Cos it's free speech innit. D'ya get me?'

'I'm from the ghetto. D'ya get me?'

'I'm not a violent person. I didn't mean to throw the bin at Maxwell. It slipped out my hands. D'ya get me?'

'When I don't eat I get grumpy. D'ya get me?'

'If I want to cook a chicken, I'll cook a chjicken d'ya get me!'

'I don't eat chickens arse cos it's not good for ya. D'ya get me?'

'Tweedle dumb, tweedle dee and tweedle twat [to Anthony, Maxwell and Craig]'

'Innit? u get meh?'

''I'm from the ghetto.''

'Kill all the white men! dya get me.'

'He's a carebear gone wrong [on Craig]'

'Science speaks from the heart. D'ya get me?'

'I've slaved after everyone in here for six weeks, d'ya get me?'

'Turkey mince i said turkey mince d'ya get me?'

'My names not Derek yeah!'

'Is it coz I is black?'

'You're not having a bath. You're standing in a bin looking like a idiot.'

''how can we ration when people arnt being rational?!''

'Makosi:My mother was one of 50 children. Science: Your grandaddy was a pimp'

'I may be only 5ft 8in, but I have the spirit of a giant'

'This is for the ghetto'

'Orlaith(enraged at Science) : SCIENCE YOUR DOIN' MA HEAD IN CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE MINUTE?! Science(cooly in a mock american accent) : no!'

'''Power To The People'''

'''You fink am bovered?'''

'''Citizen Science man dat's who i am!'''

'''easy'''

'''Science cannot be contained'''

'''You lot are idiots'''

'''A fot a was homaphobic derek'''

'''Get away from me man, Science dont play your kinda games'' (Whilst runnin away from Derek who was tryin 2 get a kiss from every housemate for a secret mission)'

''Have some respect for Sci-dog!''

[Ruth]

Thanks Wow_What_A_Show

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Originally posted by Ruth
Thanks Wow_What_A_Show

ur welcome.... x

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Originally posted by Orlaith_Rules
Can i see Orlaiths and Molokos and Saskias please

I can post saskias and makosis but am struggling to find orlaiths- hold on a moment okay?

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Here Orlaith_Rules:

Quotes by Makosi

'I'm going to be in here for ten weeks. I'm going to be in a bad mood for two months.'

'I'm a virgin.'

'I'm not a virgin.'

'Maxwell is not in the same league as Anthony and Sam. But hopefully he is in Saskia's league.'

'''Saskia attacked the one thing that she knows is my weakness......my afro.'''

'''I think I'm pregant. Can I have a pregnancy test please?'' (bursts into tears) nice one'

'Oh my days'

''she's got my mothers eyes'(speaking to Derek)'

''O MY DAYS!!''

''ooops''


Quotes by Saskia

'I don't fancy Maxwell, not one bit.'

'All that matters to me in a guy is a sense of humour.'

'You're mad [to Mary]'

''Don't grit your teeth at me like a dog, woman!' (to Mary)'

'It's dog eat dog, end of!'

'Yeah, one million percent, one million percent.'

'Noddy number one - Roberto. Noddy number two - Derek.'

'I like a man to bark like a dog.'

'You have got well big boobs when u looks in the mirror'

'And then there were 9, eh'

''Stop it, stop it Maxwell, your doing it too hard!' (Maxwell's rampage in her bed.)'

''Oh so I'm a magazine girl am I? Whats wrong with having casual sex? Lest I can''

''**** off!''

'You're a selfish pig whose breath stinks of dog **** [to Makosi]'

'Why have for cheeseburger when you've had steak? (about Orlaigh)'

''End of''

'You are a fake is what you are!!! (To Makosi)'

'Mmmmmmmm cheeses i like cheese tasty cheese end of'

'What is it to you eh?...what is it to you?...not that its any of your buisness but we did not have sex....it was just a bit of a fumble''

[Princess]

mint i miss bb

[Orlaith_Rules]

So do i...i miss watching the live coverage in the morning and at night, miss BBLB at 5:25 i used to watch that every night eating my dinner and BBBM at 7:30 and the main show at 10 !! Theirs nothing to do now...Well the X factor starts on Saturday and i go back to school on Monday so that'll keep my busy

[Orlaith_Rules]

Thanks for Saskia and Moloko..If you can Orlaiths that would great !! Thanks x

[ThaGazBoi]

Heres a few from Lesley:

I know im good looking
This is the first time ive been with a group of girls, and had the smallest tits
I don't think my nipples are that big when they are in the water.
'What? I've been in there four times. It's cold, plus I have p*****d in it twice now... only joking

[Princess]

there you have any maxwell quotes

[Babydoll]

Hey they are really good!!! Can you get any of Kemal for me ? Please!!! Thanks you, Babydoll!!:hugesm ile: