[President]

Big Brother con Kris has launched a viscous attack on some of the other housemates in an exposive diary room rant.

The 24 year old has recently been exposed by up a string of models to sell FAKE kiss-and-tell stories in a bid to cash in on his selfproclaimed notoriety.

And now the fake has revealed his thoughts about the other housemates.

Speaking about Russian housemate Angel, he ranted, "There's a few people I don't get. Angel came down the street doing her hissing thing at me... I mean these are the people I came in here for really.

"The people you'd just think ‘nutjobs' about. Angel, she was sucking an egg last night. That's salmonella you can catch from that. A glass of milk and sucking an egg.

"Imagine taking a bird out on a date and she says, ‘I'll just have an egg and a glass of milk'. I wouldn't feel comfortable if she was sucking on an egg. So yeah, I would have avoided them lot."

The con then fumed about Iranian-born Siavash, not even remembering his name correctly.

He shouted, "If I'd seen Teenwolf, whatsisname? Sia...Sha..let's call him S-man. Anyway, the one with all the outrageous gear... If a man came up to me with a hat with feathers on it, a necklace like body armour, shin pads and a mask with a big beak, if I'd seen someone like that I would have walked on the other side of the street."

And then bitching didn't stop there, as he raged about Sree. He screamed in agony, "He's like an annoying little brother!"

Kris' revelations come as a shock after BB bosses pointed him out as a potential winner. Bosses fear that his outburst may not be received well by viewers.

Source: Official Channel 4 Big Brother website

[hannah.]

I still love him

[neillyy]

i don't like him tbh he seems abit of a penis. I think he's weird that he believes he is attractive.

hmmm maybe not.

sorry kris.

[*gemz*]

me 2

[Noel]

Kris came to the Diary Room today for his first proper bond with Big Brother. It was emotional. But not of the positive variety.



"There's a few people I don't get," he began. "It's a bit shallow to say, but if I bumped into them outside I would have avoided them like the plague."



See, not exactly a warm and fluffy emotion from Kris. But stick with it. He gets better.



"If I'd seen Teenwolf, whatsisname? Sia...Sha..let's call him S-man. Anyway, the one with all the outrageous gear,"he said, referring to Siavash. "If a man came up to me with a hat with feathers on it, a necklace like body armour, shin pads and a mask with a big beak, if I'd seen someone like that I would have walked on the other side of the street."


"But it was good that he had all that stuff, everyone was in their element. And if Angel came down the street doing her hissing thing at me... I mean these are the people I came in here for really. The people you'd just think ‘nutjobs' about. Like Angel, she was sucking an egg last night. That's salmonella you can catch from that. A glass of milk and sucking an egg." Kris shuddered visibly.



"Imagine taking a bird out on a date and she says, ‘I'll just have an egg and a glass of milk'. It'd be a cheap date, I wouldn't mind it actually. But I wouldn't feel comfortable if she was sucking on an egg. So yeah, I would have avoided them lot but getting to know them they're actually quite funny. Not all there, but funny."



And once Big Brother got Kris going, he didn't want to shut up. "I've bonded with Charlie, Saffia and Lisa. Noirin, I thought she didn't like me, but then I got a massage out of her so I'm doing alright. Rodrigo is funny, love him to bits. Sree, I'm glad he stayed. Even though he's going to chew my ear off every night asking me random questions, he's like an annoying little brother, but, he's your little brother and you don't ditch your little brother. And Karly is sound as a pound."



Kris. A one-man stream of consciousness. Is this man about to become Big Brother gold? Or is he just daft as a brush? You decide...

The ACTUAL article.

[neillyy]

he's rubbish

[ange7]

yeah he's so boring .... salmonella from a raw egg, what an idiot.... hasn't he seen Rocky 1 to 6. Raw chicken yes... but from an egg?

[*gemz*]

angel and siavash are abit strange though!!

[hannah.]

es you can get salmonella from a raw egg.

[Noel]

You can get salmonella from raw egg LOL.

[Jen]

I love him.

[BIG-BRO-FAN]

I love him - he's awesome

[*gemz*]

i love him too....and as i said they are weird and strange angel and siavash.

[Showtyme2]

Originally posted by neillyyhe seems abit of a penis

lol

[Rimmerman]

...sounds like an anti-anglo thread to me.

[Joe_88]

He seems like a dimmer version of Stu(bb9)

Where the hell are the alpha males this series Rex etc

[Locke.]

What a dick. I hope Siavash kicks his head in.

[Novo]

Sree is going to headbutt him

[*gemz*]

Originally posted by Joe_88


Where the hell are the alpha males this series Rex etc

oh my days i loved rex

[Annie]

I love him anyway and everyone bitches in the DR. Thats what BB tries to get you to do.

[BIG-BRO-FAN]

Kris is AWESOME

[mustgetalife]

I think Kris is so far up himself, but I look forward to Marcus or maybe Sophia having a go with him, I think he will go silent, he's all mouth
Also didn't like Rex, but still 1 of the most entertaining Hm ever

[Chuckyegg]

I might like him...just as soon as he does something.

[Kore]

was the first post slightly exaggerated prez? lol

[30stone]

Originally posted by Joe_88
He seems like a dimmer version of Stu(bb9)

Where the hell are the alpha males this series Rex etc

Dimmer
uglier
skinnier
etc..