[minx36]

Does Karly ever speak? (Apart from in DR)

[bansheewails]

I am beginning to think that she gets kidnapped by aliens every morning and they leave her back at bed time!

She is funny in the diary room and she needs to speak up in the House.

[karlyashworth]

She has been dancing for hours yesterday, this takes its toll.

Karly is incredibly bubbly, able to make even the most mundane of things more fun...

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by karlyashworth
She has been dancing for hours yesterday, this takes its toll.

Karly is incredibly bubbly, able to make even the most mundane of things more fun...

Im going to call you out on that. How would she make the following three things fun then.....

1. Washing Up.....(I hate it so)

2. Standing In A Queue for a long time....(like at Disney).

3. Telling two small children that their parents had just been killed by santa. (a little tough one at the end....but worth 5 points compared to the other questions worth only 2).

just like at school......Discuss.

[Enid]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

Im going to call you out on that. How would she make the following three things fun then.....

1. Washing Up.....(I hate it so)

2. Standing In A Queue for a long time....(like at Disney).

3. Telling two small children that their parents had just been killed by santa. (a little tough one at the end....but worth 5 points compared to the other questions worth only 2).

just like at school......Discuss.

I hate washing up too, but it's incredibly fun when your boyfriend is grinding up on your ass as you're trying to scrub the dishes.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by Enid

I hate washing up too, but it's incredibly fun when your boyfriend is grinding up on your ass as you're trying to scrub the dishes.

the first two were innocent ones to try and lead karlyashworth into the trap of the third one. Granted, it wasn't well done, I should have just gone in for the kill.

I was thinking along the same lines as you were for the suggestion of what Karly could be doing....although, obviously roles reversed.

[karlyashworth]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

Im going to call you out on that. How would she make the following three things fun then.....

1. Washing Up.....(I hate it so)

2. Standing In A Queue for a long time....(like at Disney).

3. Telling two small children that their parents had just been killed by santa. (a little tough one at the end....but worth 5 points compared to the other questions worth only 2).

just like at school......Discuss.

I answer truthfully, and from my experience with Karly:

1. Washing Up
Washing up is made far more entertaining with Karly Ashworth as she likes to debate the best way to load a dishwasher. Whilst my employer follows the instruction manual, and even errs on the side of caution by rinsing the materials before they are washed in the Machine; Karly simply loads it all up regardless. The fun is brought out in the debate which leads from this clash of logic. A dishwasher washes, so why should one wash the items first, yet, the dishwasher is more efficient in that the goods are cleaner should one choose to wash the items first.

2. Queuing
Queueing is made far more entertaining with Karly Ashworth as one simply gets to stare at her Ass, which is phenomenal, and never gets tired. I will use the example of the Airport, where Karly's beauty makes every task, as mundane even as waiting to check in, more entertaining by simply looking at her.

3. Breaking the News
Breaking the News is made far more entertaining by Karly Ashworth as she is an incredibly creative character that can make the best of everything. Karly, I suppose, will sit down with the Children and talk them through death in a more appropriate manner. The Murderer being Santa, makes the task more interesting as the memory of the demise will be brought up every Christmas. Karly would very much so seek to spend every Christmas with the Children, even sending them personalized and thoughtful gifts to lessen the impact.

As a bonus, I attach a picture of Karly doing the dishes... I guarantee you, that you are smiling after looking at this picture, therefore, I stand corrected, Karly does make even the most mundane of tasks, fun.

[Enid]

^

Thanks for that.

[karlyashworth]

Originally posted by Enid
^

Thanks for that.

You are very welcome, a worthy answer for a worthy question.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Well, what can I say, that has just told me to shut the **** up hasn't it.

It took 33 minutes from my post for the reply, and what a reply. I have to say I am thrilled with the results and I will bow to you for it (well I actually won't as I'm in bed and it'll just look like Im trying to give myself head).

I really don't know what to say, so just imagine a junky looking figure standing and clapping furiously as if I had just seen the greatest performance of Ken Kesey's classic novel 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest' . My hands beginning to get sore, my arms tired. Just beating together to show my excitement and sheer joy over the reply.

I do feel a little let down when you say I shall enjoy queuing with her is based particularly on the ass, as I feel that we could have embarked on a long winding conversation about everything and nothing and why men use their trousers as a cleaning cloth when they have crap on their hands (nb: not actual crap though). There must be more than just the ass, as gravity is a bastard.

Finally what sort of gifts would she send them at xmas to cheer them up?(hope you don't mind follow up questions).

Fair play to you, if she is really employing you to do this then you show commitment to speak to random stoned people at 3 to 4 in the morning then she better be paying you a good sum. You are worth it.

Liked the picture, the final smack in a bloody good smack down on me.

I'll crawl off with my tail between my legs (I said tail!)

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
Well, what can I say, that has just told me to shut the **** up hasn't it.

It took 33 minutes from my post for the reply, and what a reply. I have to say I am thrilled with the results and I will bow to you for it (well I actually won't as I'm in bed and it'll just look like Im trying to give myself head).

I really don't know what to say, so just imagine a junky looking figure standing and clapping furiously as if I had just seen the greatest performance of Ken Kesey's classic novel 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest' . My hands beginning to get sore, my arms tired. Just beating together to show my excitement and sheer joy over the reply.

I do feel a little let down when you say I shall enjoy queuing with her is based particularly on the ass, as I feel that we could have embarked on a long winding conversation about everything and nothing and why men use their trousers as a cleaning cloth when they have c**p on their hands (nb: not actual c**p though). There must be more than just the ass, as gravity is a b******.

Finally what sort of gifts would she send them at xmas to cheer them up?(hope you don't mind follow up questions).

Fair play to you, if she is really employing you to do this then you show commitment to speak to random stoned people at 3 to 4 in the morning then she better be paying you a good sum. You are worth it.

Liked the picture, the final smack in a bloody good smack down on me.

I'll crawl off with my tail between my legs (I said tail!)

LOL! Never laughed so much at a post on here

[karlyashworth]

Many thanks for your kind words and acknowledgement.

I do not work for Karly. I work for her Boyfriend, of which the Daily Record covered in brief yesterday (for an account, please click my other post in the Karly section, titled Karly's Real Boyfriend Revealed... http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...php?tid=118556).

With regards to the Gifts. Really dependent on what age the Children are. I would anticipate larger Plushes to begin with at an early age (Harrods should suffice); leading to technology presents as they get a bit older; finalizing in a Cash Sum...

The reason the response was so long as I had to Watermark the Picture!

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by karlyashworth
Many thanks for your kind words and acknowledgement.

I do not work for Karly. I work for her Boyfriend, of which the Daily Record covered in brief yesterday (for an account, please click my other post in the Karly section, titled Karly's Real Boyfriend Revealed... http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...php?tid=118556).

With regards to the Gifts. Really dependent on what age the Children are. I would anticipate larger Plushes to begin with at an early age (Harrods should suffice); leading to technology presents as they get a bit older; finalizing in a Cash Sum...

The reason the response was so long as I had to Watermark the Picture!

You should ask for a pay rise! don't care what you already earn it's not enough. Even if what technically you are doing is advertisement....and lets face it, thats kinda evil (we miss you Bill Hicks). But, still not paid enough.

I am wondering many things now, was I just unlucky by choosing washing up and the fact that you had such a picture if maybe I was just really unlucky or if you have a collection of pics and if I did another random three things you would have another picture to show (don't worry I won't especially as you have to watermark them).

You should show this thread to your employer, the mystery mr karly ashworth as proof of what weirdo's you have to deal with in your pay rise claim. It would help (as will some weapon of some description or some 1920's toughs, they'll be physically violent, but wearing good old fashioned clothes and speak in weird ways.....

[karlyashworth]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

You should ask for a pay rise! don't care what you already earn it's not enough. Even if what technically you are doing is advertisement....and lets face it, thats kinda evil (we miss you Bill Hicks). But, still not paid enough.

I am wondering many things now, was I just unlucky by choosing washing up and the fact that you had such a picture if maybe I was just really unlucky or if you have a collection of pics and if I did another random three things you would have another picture to show (don't worry I won't especially as you have to watermark them).

You should show this thread to your employer, the mystery mr karly ashworth as proof of what weirdo's you have to deal with in your pay rise claim. It would help (as will some weapon of some description or some 1920's toughs, they'll be physically violent, but wearing good old fashioned clothes and speak in weird ways.....

I am glad to have taken on this role, to manage, as well as I can, public opinion. I actually find this enjoyable.

This, is not tough at all, the real challenge lies in dealing with the press; media requests; contact sheets... These are the real time consuming tasks...

Should check the website, as every housemate is allowed to take three pictures in, Big Brother very kindly aired all three on Monday's highlight reel.

Furthermore, he is physically extremely fit, it is comedy to myself when public opinion, as evident in some of the comments I disallow on her official website, decree him, "middle aged" or "fat"; he greatly enjoys training his fitness and imparted this very spirit on Karly!

In the spirit of openness, I attach said screenshot:

[arsenalforever]

Guys give this girl a few weeks and i see her been the house bitch soon enough

She will become part of a main storyline soon enough

[karlyashworth]

She will do great.

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by karlyashworth
She will do great.

She will i'm not saying she won't

She won't win unless she gets the important scottish vote that got Jason from BB5 to 2nd

She will become BB's next BB bitch which is a good thing

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by arsenalforever

She will i'm not saying she won't

She won't win unless she gets the important scottish vote that got Jason from BB5 to 2nd

She will become BB's next BB bitch which is a good thing

If she is in the house for another 3 months you'll have to admire this posters tireless devotion to Karley. If he keeps it up that is....

Bet we'll annoy him by them (I have no idea why I assume its a man...)

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

If she is in the house for another 3 months you'll have to admire this posters tireless devotion to Karley. If he keeps it up that is....

Bet we'll annoy him by them (I have no idea why I assume its a man...)

I think its a girl myself

She won't last until the end i be very surprised her and sophie ain't gone by the final week

[karlyashworth]

I express my satisfied state with an emoticon:

[Annie]

Very Q doesnt make sense. But nobody has even picked up on this yet.

[karlyashworth]

Originally posted by Annie
Very Q doesnt make sense. But nobody has even picked up on this yet.

The post has evolved as per Darwinian Logic.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by karlyashworth

The post has evolved as per Darwinian Logic.

I just assumed it meant quiet, judging from what the op wrote.