[bonzobravo]

Ok I know you have an interactive big brother story but its too long winded. So I thought we could have a story were you can include any big bro housemate. You can type only one sentance and must finish it half way through I' ll set the bowl rolling with:


Jonny sat in the garden when a big gush of wind came, and blew away his..........................

[steve_o]

Jonny sat in the garden when a big gush of wind came, and blew away his.......................... rolling paper and tobacco straight out of his hand into the swimming pool.

[blinkinlovely]

Jonny sat in the garden when a big gush of wind came, and blew away his.......................... rolling paper and tobacco straight out of his hand into the swimming pool.
"Chipstick!!" exclaimed Jade, lazily reclining in a deckchair, resplendant in a pink bikini.

[bonzobravo]

Noise crackles of the tannoy

"This is Big Brother the Housemates up for eviction are........in alphaedacal order Jonny & .................................................. ......

Meanwhile Jonny jumps in the pool and shouts "how do you feel for me I ....................................

(Someone else can carry this on, and then leave your sentence half way through for the next person to carry on from)

[BigSister]

Noise crackles of the tannoy

"This is Big Brother the Housemates up for eviction are........in alphaedacal order Jonny & Sophie.Both housemates looked shocked.Meanwhile Jonny jumps in the pool and shouts "how do you feel for me I been up for two weeks and Sophie has been just into the house.
The Rich housemates went into the house and the poor housemates........................................ ..

[Janette]

The rich housemates went into the house and the poor housemates ..........

.......... sat on the floor contemplating an escape bid. Jonny jumped up and, with a huge grin on his face, said ..............

[Boris]

...........let's not just sit here ,if we're going to do it let's get 'armed'. SO,with a monkey, a razor and a luminous van under their arms they......

[Romantic Old Bird]

SO,with a monkey, a razor and a luminous van under their arms they......

Knew there was little chance of slipping out under cover of darkness.

'I know, I have a plan!' said Jonny. 'This'll work, it's proper canny. Now you leave it to me.'

He looked straight into the camera above him and said.

'I just thought you ought to know that by subdividing a multiple occupancy dwelling, Big Brother is in direct controvention of the Health and Safety at Work Act 1974 and is causing a SERIOUS fire hazard'

The loudspeaker crackled into life immediately.

"WILL ALL HOUSEMATES .............................."

[bonzobravo]

The loudspeaker crackled into life immediately.

"WILL ALL HOUSEMATES PLEASE GATHER AROUND THE DINING TABLE, AND WILL ONE HOUSEMATE PLEASE COME TO THE DIARYROOM"

Kate jumps up and runs to the diaryroom, returns and reads the following.

In five minutes Big Brother will be giving you your 2nd Major suprise, please remain seated in the dining area unitl your suprise gets here.

Five minutes later a loud scream is heard outside the main door. Then suddenly the door opens and a big grey........................

[Sticks]

Alien comes in and vapourises everyone with a ray gun

sorry could not resist that one - Carry on

Reset:
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In five minutes Big Brother will be giving you your 2nd Major suprise, please remain seated in the dining area unitl your suprise gets here.

Five minutes later a loud scream is heard outside the main door. Then suddenly the door opens and a big grey........................

[Romantic Old Bird]

squirrel hopped in, asking

'Anyone seen my nuts?'

'Why, aye, man,' said Jonny, 'I think I saw Alex put them in the..............

[bonzobravo]

squirrel hopped in, asking

'Anyone seen my nuts?'

'Why, aye, man, I think I saw Alex put them in the Jar on top of sink, there good for the skin man"

The squirrel was followed into the house by Jeremy Paxman and.........................

[BusyBee]

The squirrel was followed into the house by Jeremy Paxman and an Oxford team from University Challenge. We have come to challenge the housemates if you can beat us then Big Brother will give you a reward which will be

[bonzobravo]

The squirrel was followed into the house by Jeremy Paxman and an Oxford team from University Challenge. We have come to challenge the housemates if you can beat us then Big Brother will give you a reward which will be................................
the freedom to talk about what ever you want, you can even slag off the Royal Family. With that Jonny piped up with I
"I want to talk about N..................

[BigSister]

With that Jonny piped up with I
"I want to talk about Nasty Nick. He was the one who made Big brother big and he was very nasty.
Adele whispered to Jade "Hes being a professional housemate again
Jeremy Paxman said Your task is to...................

[bonzobravo]

Jeremy Paxman said Your task is to...................
swallow as much Ice cream as possible in ten minutes. Your time starts now.
Jonny then shouted
"I'am gonna hava a s................"

[Kaz]

.................. strawberry ripple one first - pass us over the tub, Jade! Unfortunately the tub slipped out of her hands and the ice cream spilled all over .....................

[Romantic Old Bird]

Unfortunately the tub slipped out of her hands and the ice cream spilled all over .....................Alex.

'Ja-ayde. Can't you watch where you are putting your dairy products? I might be allergic and you have splattered me all over. It's disgusting!'

'What's your problem man?' said Jonny. 'Why don't you just...........................

[Jayjay]

'What's your problem man?' said Jonny. 'Why don't you just advertise some hair products or are you not macho enough'.

Five minutes gone and Jade has managed to eat all the ice cream on her own "I must be minging to eat all that " she said

The housemates sit down and wait for there reward which is.........

[bonzobravo]

The housemates sit down and wait for there reward which is.........
a live concert from Westlife.

There are heavy sighs from all the housemates, and Adele shouts

"We are all over 12 you know"

With that Sandy scales the wall and escape, and Alex, Kate and Spencer disappear in to the bedroom with Alex's luminous v..................

[Jayjay]

With that Sandy scales the wall and escape, and Alex, Kate and Spencer disappear in to the bedroom with Alex's luminous v..................

Vanity. ("I bet Kate is fumbling under the quilt again" Adele whispers to Jade)

"This is Big Brother the store room is now open"

Sophie runs to the store room (while Jonny moans that he has not experienced going to the storeroom first)

In the store room is........

[bonzobravo]

In the store room is........

Anna from BB1. She says Big Brother have kidnapped her to give the house more wit and dryness.

With that Stuart crawls out of a box beside her and says

"So Alex, do you want to repeat, your f................

[Kaz]

................. fantastic performance of 'That's the way I like It? I can lend you my tiger print shirt to wear if you want!"

"Urgh - that shirt was disguss-ting!" exclaimed Alex. "I couldn't possibly wear that - I'm a model after all!"

Speechless, Stuart left the store room to meet the other housemates, only to stop in his tracks at the sight of ...........

[BigSister]

Speechless, Stuart left the store room to meet the other housemates, only to stop in his tracks at the sight of ...........
Penny there. She said So are you going to ask me to defend it or take it back
No Stuart said I was only asking you to.......................

[bonzobravo]

She said So are you going to ask me to defend it or take it back
No Stuart said I was only asking you to.......................
Clean your teeth more regularly, your breath stinks!

Jade enters the room, to reveal a shocking announcement
"I've got sumthink to tell you, I am actually half Z........