[lily.]

Come on in here and we can have a natter.

[lily.]

Looks like just us 3 girls here at the mo.

[~Kizwiz~]

It's been very quiet all morning to be honest!!

[lily.]

I got here about an hour ago. I'm thinkin bout lunch, but can't be ar5ed right now.

[~Kizwiz~]

Just trying to get my daughter to eat some pasta and watch pingu at the same time but it's not working!!! She's far too interested in pingu!

[lily.]

ok, this is good....

A 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The Dr. gave him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring back a semen sample the following day.

The next day, the man returned to the doctor's and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this. ... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbour!!??"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what all three of us tried, with our arthritis, we still couldn't get the jar open."

[~Kizwiz~]

Thats a goodie!!!!

[lily.]

and, while on the subject of something funny

click here

[lily.]

Amanda has gone offline. I was wonderin why she didn't come in to this thread. That explains it. LoL

[~Kizwiz~]

Thats very good... i might just have to pass that one on!!!

[lily.]

[~Kizwiz~]

That wasnt my first thought!!!

[lily.]

nor mine. I'm catching up with a month's worth of mails btw.. in case you are wondering where I'm getting all this crap! :-)

[lily.]

The perfect Dog

[~Kizwiz~]

keep it coming... i could do with a giggle

[lily.]

Bumper Stickers

[lily.]

I love the 'Drugs Lead Nowhere' one. It's good.

[lily.]

THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . been out a while..better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
last month. Wife knows everything.

[lily.]

They were together in the House.

Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm. She wanted that...more than anything.


Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... she screamed...he raced to the sofa where she was cowering.


He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...as did their growing passion and there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera......

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[lily.]

Those ought to raise a smile or two. Now I need to go. I have made lunch, and it's time for me to do something constructive around here, like watching Boomerang with my son. LoL

Ta Ta For Now. xxx

[~Kizwiz~]

:By By honey

[Kore]

cya stropz

[~Kizwiz~]

Hey Korey.... how's your fine self on this Friday afteroon?

[Kore]

im very good thanks

how bout your sexy self ? lol

[~Kizwiz~]

My sexy self is great thanks! Soooooooo glad its Friday!!!