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he is always having a joke around with his dear friend freddie
he gives him helpful tips like to wash up the dishes so people will like him he loves freddies accent so much he feels the need to constantly practice it till one day he will sound just like his best friend freddie he constantly sacrifices his own popularity to make freddie look a victim so that his friend stays in there is not a bad bone in that mans body i tell you its just bad editing |
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kris wants to be freddie's clone i think kris wants freddie's power and that's why he takes on his persona his jealousy gets the better of him
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Yeah Kris to present Newsnight
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Or better still Kris in Hollyoaks 'cos I never watch that anyway + I'll never see him again!! ![]() |
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I dont think kris bullied freddy at all last night, ( i also dislike kris ) but bully him he didnt do, kris cooked for freddie, couldnt freddie have done the washing, what was it 3 plates ? i mean how long what that have took, freddie is lazy.
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I wonder just how much effort and imagination went into Kris' cooking of that meal. And how much did Karly do? I can imagine Kris chucking together some overcooked pasta and generic sauce out of a jar, maybe grating some cheese, big deal. Maybe he has awesome cooking skills to compensate for his lack of spine or manners. He also strikes me as the sort who would make more mess in the kitchen than necessary, piling up greasy stuff in the sink.
Anyway, what about letting your dinner settle before getting into vigorous activity? If the meal tasted great and took a lot of preparation and utensils then all the more reason for Freddie to wait for hot water. However, some shoddy scumbag's low grade minor cackfood remains (eg. a pan or two and 10 seconds worth of plates and cutlery) do not warrant immediate cleansing. Half the house had gone to a party for ****'s sake, Kris saying that they wouldn't want to come back to a messy kitchen just seems lame and irrelevant. |
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I Love my brick
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Kris was annoyed that they didn't get to go the party and BB wouldn't give him alcohal and he wanted to take out his anger on someone, Freddie, of course, is the obivious choice, thats it!! |
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I have it on good authority that Kris is related to Robert Mugabi. Pass it on.
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Warning:this post may contain irony. |
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Sod orf
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I think the name 'halfwit' just digs up bad memories for Kris, considering he is a genuine, honest-to-god halfwit.
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Kris is a stupid, insolent twerp who WILL get what's coming to him!
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Banned
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And there are fairies at the end of my garden
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MM
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Kris is a total prat, and cock irl.
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Yours too! I have loads in my non-existent garden!:bigsmile |
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Kris is a first rate bell-end.
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Maybe there;s not a bad bone in Kris's body cos he drinks a lot of calcium.
D'oh Dum! Only misrepresented by himself. |
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BUD BUD DING DING 2.99
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Just cos Kris is being a boring basstard in the live feed, does not mean he is not a bullying ****.
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