[~Kizwiz~]

Thought I'd try a new game. I call it ...Used To Be Game. I will give a few examples and see if anyone can come up with anymore:

I used to be an accountant...... but I found it too taxing!

I used to be a lumberjack...... but i just couldnt hack it!

I used to be a shoemaker..... but then I got the boot!

[lily.]

Oh Lordy.. *groans.. *.. now I have to use my grey-matter to think of something suitably witty..

I used to be a wood-worker... but I got Board!

I used to be a Toilet Attendant... but I got p!ssed off with it!

I used to be a Nail Technician... but I wasn't up to scratch!

[~Kizwiz~]

Very good..... theres one problem with this game.... once you start you just cant stop thinking of them:

I used to be a librarian..... but they threw the book at me!

I used to be a hairdresser.... but I just couldnt cut it!

I just to be a hooker .....but I couldnt give a ****** (sorry about the swearing)

[lily.]

haha.. rude girl!...

I used to be a bag-maker.. but i was given the sack

I used to be a gas engineer.. but it was too much pressure

I used to be a hat-maker... but there were too many overheads

[~Kizwiz~]

I used to be an oil baron... but I was too crude!

I used to be a nun.... but I had to kick the habit!

I used to be a doctor.... but I didnt have the patience!

[lily.]

I used to be a crematorium assistant... but I got fired

I used to be a Mortuary attendant... but it was a dead end job

I used to be a monumental sculptor .. but I was always stoned

*mine were all in the lovely theme of death*

[~Kizwiz~]

I used to be a sandwich maker..... but I could cut the mustard!

I used to be a jigsaw maker .....but i didnt fit in!

I used to be a werewolf .... but I'm alright Nooowwoooooooo.....

[lily.]

I used to be a roofer..... but I was always high

I used to be a tailor.....but it didn't suit me

I used to be a sellotape maker... but i didn't stick it

[~Kizwiz~]

I used to be a neurologist.... but it got on my nerves!

I used to be a human cannonball.... but I got fired!

I used to be a cheesemaker.... but I found it too grating!

[lily.]

I used to be a tree planter ... til I lost the plot

I used to be a body builder ... but it didn't work-out

I used to be a schizophrenic .... and so did I

[~Kizwiz~]

I used to be an executioner.... but I lost my head!

I used to be a window cleaner.... but it was shattering!

I used to be a snooker player.... but I didnt have the balls!

[lily.]

I used to be a brain surgeon ... but it went to my head

I used to be a teacher... but I had no class

I used to be a spice-maker ... but I didn't have the thyme

[lily.]

I used to be a maths teacher... but I had too many problems

I used to be a dentist .. but it bites!

I used to be a dustman.. but it was rubbish!

[~Kizwiz~]

I used to be a dress maker.... but it all fell apart!

I used to be chauffeur... but it drove me round the bend!

I used to be a writer... but I lost the plot!

[lily.]

I used to be a milkman... but I lost my bottle

I used to be a knickers model... but I was too cheeky

I used to be paperboy... but that's old news!

[lily.]

omg.. this is so addictive.. I gotta go take my kids to bed!! Talk to ya later girl!.. xxx

[~Kizwiz~]

I told you so.... see you later honey

[Dan_]

I used to fix watches.......but now I don't have the time.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
I used to fix watches.......but now I don't have the time.

[Z]

I used to be a P.E. Teacher... it tired me out

I used to be a gymnast... it really stretched me to the limit.

I used to be a lap-dancer... I got ants in my pants over it...



OK they were bad and I couldn't think of anything better... But still!

[lily.]

lol.. it's hard to think of one.. then before you know where you are.. you have like 10 ideas popping into your head!

[Princess]

i cant think of any

[Z]

XD All the ones I thought of were taken by Kizwiz or you (Stropz)!!!

[lily.]

lol. yeah, we were on a roll earlier!

[Dan_]

I used to be an optician.........but I did not see any way forward.