[Kaz]

As the previous Jokes thread started off by Janette seems to have been a casualty of the unfortunate hacking of the site, I thought I'd start off another one with this little cracker ..............

........... probably more appreciated by the ladies of the forum, me thinks.

WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY?

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him it will only make his stress worse.

And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
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"You're going to die," she replied.

[Kaz]

This made me smile.

[Janette]

I like that one Kaz, it really made me laugh

I'll have to think of some more jokes, unfortunately my last ones seemed rather corny!