[Ashbash16]

[rquote=2504919&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504911&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504897&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504871&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504865&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504814&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

sweet sixteen [/rquote]

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol[/rquote]

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' [/rquote]

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains.

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.[/rquote]

LOL!

whats a reprobate btw? x[/rquote]

Oh, we're just depraved individuals... morally debase ha ha. Sick in the head Nah, just having a bit of silly fun[/rquote]

not to worry im very mature for my age (usually)

[kisywisy]

[rquote=2504932&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota [/rquote]

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol

[Ashbash16]

[rquote=2504987&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504932&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota [/rquote]

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol[/rquote]

haha aww bless GL xx baby dust xx

[kisywisy]

[rquote=2504990&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504987&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504932&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota [/rquote]

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol[/rquote]

haha aww bless GL xx baby dust xx[/rquote]

thanks you!!

[Viper29]

[rquote=2504987&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504932&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota [/rquote]

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol[/rquote]

Kisywisy's a yummy mummy

Like to see you got your priorities in order
Seriously though good luck with everything, hope it goes ok

[Shasown]

[rquote=2504934&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

not to worry im very mature for my age (usually)[/rquote]

PMSL I am quite immature for mine

[sophiee1383]

Her Naked With A Strap On ?
The Image In My Head Upsets Me Alot.
An She Thinks She Can Turn Straight Girls Too Lesbians,
Nahh Not Me Thank You Very Much.
And She Reckons Shes Fuussy,
Oh God Shes Got No Luck.

[MissKittyFantastico]

Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum!

[Shasown]

[rquote=2505228&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co]Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! [/rquote]

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.

[MissKittyFantastico]

[rquote=2505256&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2505228&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co]Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! [/rquote]

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.[/rquote]

You being shy and naive I find very hard to believe somehow.

Maybe when you were a babba.

[Shasown]

[rquote=2505347&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co][rquote=2505256&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2505228&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co]Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! [/rquote]

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.[/rquote]

You being shy and naive I find very hard to believe somehow.

Maybe when you were a babba. [/rquote]

I was, really I was ever so quiet and shy, just a few short weeks ago. It's this forum and the people who post who corrupted me, my life has been ruined, I have lost my beloved, my job, my house and my corby trouser press because of it.

It should carry a government health warning.

[Colbert-Bump]

I regret for personal and professional reasons that I ever clicked on this thread...I can't be associated with this filth.

[setanta]

Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh

[MissKittyFantastico]

[rquote=2505374&tid=144607&author=setanta]Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh[/rquote]

The fact that you're still thinking about this in that much detail is frankly more disturbing than the thought of Lisa in a strap on!

[setanta]

[rquote=2505376&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co][rquote=2505374&tid=144607&author=setanta]Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh[/rquote]

The fact that you're still thinking about this in that much detail is frankly more disturbing than the thought of Lisa in a strap on! [/rquote]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha

[Shasown]

[rquote=2505378&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha[/rquote]

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.

[setanta]

[rquote=2505381&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2505378&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha[/rquote]

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.[/rquote]

Come about 2.30 she slaps it on and hopes for the best. Waddles home throwing shapes about the town, hoping to catch a late straggler who doesn't know any better. Fella or girl doesn't matter at that stage and sure at night they wouldn't be able to tell what she is.

[Shasown]

[rquote=2505382&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2505381&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2505378&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha[/rquote]

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.[/rquote]

Come about 2.30 she slaps it on and hopes for the best. Waddles home throwing shapes about the town, hoping to catch a late straggler who doesn't know any better. Fella or girl doesn't matter at that stage and sure at night they wouldn't be able to tell what she is. [/rquote]

Still think it would be funny though if she and David hit it off and decided to live together, now there is a real match made in heaven.

[blue-stairs-rock-x]

This thread is disgusting but hillarious !

[ElProximo]

Forget the man-made drawings and jewelry etc..

...Lisa oil wrestling = that is a damn fine looking body.
and,
the vast majority of men here have not see a naked body that fit and most women here do not have a body as fit as Lisas.
I'm not all about looks but since it was brought up then that is the truth.

[Angus]

[rquote=2504548&tid=144607&author=Shasown]heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.[/rquote]


Now that's just being sadistic

[londoner2009]

she loves herself,don't know why?

[nooneknows]

ElProximo..in the 2nd pic you have she looked kinda sexy..but in the 1st and 3rd, every day in the house, when she opens her mouth and sitting at the bus stop puffing fags...NOT:yuk


Supporting: ABSp

[scot]

boke

[misterdude]

Lisa with a strap on! Beware, she's coming for you.
I think she might look sexy after 10,000,000,000,000 pints of lager. After that though I would probably die.