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Old 08-01-2006, 02:26 PM #1
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Ok just thinking of adding somewhere we can all add are favorite quotes the celebs have said over the series, I know we are not far in but I have one already...
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Chantelle (to bmore & traci)- Whats a gynacologist?

Chantelle (to dennis)- Yeah Im shimmery all over
Dennis (to chantelle)- Your what-shaved?
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When Preston first walked in and Pete Burns introduced himself.

Pete : "Hi, I'm Pete"

Preston : "Yeah, I know who you are"!!!!
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Preston saying awight to Bmore as they met
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Yes, that was funny too!!
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Maggot- Hi Im Maggot

Chantelle- What??!! Maggit or Maggits!!!

Classic!
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LOL the maggot/maggits one made me laugh aswell. she is funny but in a way that is natural which is great.
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Chantelle to Dennis...

"Well, my next door neighbour, yeah, they have this dog, yeah, and they have this little boy, yeah, and the dog....... 'cos he ran out of petrol!"

I can't remember it exactly but I thought it was classic.
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Barrymore:Who was reported to have said that Jodie Marsh has boob's like saggy spaniel's ears?

I know not a direct quote but it made me laugh, the way that he said it more than anything.
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Pete to traci- dont bleep sit on me im not a bleeping seat
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Chantelle to Dennis...

"Well, my next door neighbour, yeah, they have this dog, yeah, and they have this little boy, yeah, and the dog....... 'cos he ran out of petrol!"

I can't remember it exactly but I thought it was classic.
That was classic.
Everyone just fell for her after that
The world just loves Chantelle
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when Maggot was trying to tell Pete what his name was...

Maggot- "the name's MAGGIT!"

Pete- "Maguhht??"
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Pete ; "I can't take a dump without a lock on the door!" - I can't let it go, I can see me walking out of here with a colostomy bag!" OTT but funny!

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Chantelle to Dennis: 'I eat cod'
Dennis: 'You eat cock?'

Well that one made me laugh loool.!.
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Chantelle to Dennis: 'I eat cod'
Dennis: 'You eat cock?'

Well that one made me laugh loool.!.

hmm yeah that was a gd one... wonder what was going through Dennis' mind at that time, eh?
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I liked that one too Ant.
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Chantelle- I ain't even got a signature!
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BB: Chantelle have you got a message to say to your fans
Chantelle: what fans i havent gt any. Hiya!
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Chantelle & Dennis

Chant-What are you?
Dennis- Im black
Chant- No, I meant are you straight or gay
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Barrymore:Who was reported to have said that Jodie Marsh has boob's like saggy spaniel's ears?

I know not a direct quote but it made me laugh, the way that he said it more than anything.
It was Jordan I think.
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yeh it was stupid jordan with her FAKE boobies

i havent got any quotes buut i loved that joke Chantelle said
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Chantelle: I'm Chantelle, I'm in a girl band called Kandyfloss

Barrymore: Yeah, I know that...

EDIT: I've just been told that I cocked this one up, and he wasn't actually pretending to know who she was.
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I love Pete, he comes up with the best lines ever!

Pete: "I hope when I'm dead someone stuffs me and puts me in a living room. I'd like to be embalmed and put on display."

Rula: Excuse me. But bananas are 15p each.
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Pete: That thrills me, I get off on the fact that my coat offends someone who put her boyfriend's dirty underwear in a book. I'm thrilled. I wish I had a sable coat and a chinchilla dressing gown, and every other fur I could lay my hands on.

Pete: If there's one thing I do it's train. I don't say I like it, but it's a necessity. I bet you thought I was one big ********* sissy bitch.
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Chantelle to Dennis...

"Well, my next door neighbour, yeah, they have this dog, yeah, and they have this little boy, yeah, and the dog....... 'cos he ran out of petrol!"

I can't remember it exactly but I thought it was classic.
I loved that joke, but can't quite remember it all...
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a funny quote

Micheal: "Drew Barrymores my mother"
Pete: "No shes not, Shes my daughter"

That made me laugh!
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