[bigbrother10uk]

Top 25 Greatest Marcus Quotes

25. "Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

24. "yeah that’s why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing because my stomach juices are so strong and that."

23. "I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse!"

22. To Sree: "Shut up you girl!"

21. Can I have a hug?

20. "Captain Cool does not suffer from jangilly nerves."

19. I can scan a room in ten seconds flat and make a weeks' prediction of behavior in ten seconds.

18. I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow

17. When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:
"I'd rather do something like… set fire to ourselves"

16. Marcus "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus"

15. Noirin: are you going to talk to me tomorrow
Marcus: probably not

14. "I'm naturally strong, I don't get ill not even a cold"

13. Tom: "Your little crush on Noirin is boring"
Marcus "Don’t tell me its boring because its not!"

12. BB: "Is there anything else you want to say Marcus??"
"Yeah your talking sh*t”

11. " Noirin reckons she doesn’t have any good storylines coming up, yeah like she’s seen the ******ing radio times?"

10. “here's some rock n roll for ya”

9. "I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson".

8. BB: "Mathematical sense or nonsense"
Marcus : "you wanker!"

7. BB: "You have just forfeited your 3 tokens"
Marcus: "oh don’t be a prick"

6. To Noirin on Hira "...nah...I don't think much of her. I think she's a ******ing idiot to tell you the truth."

5. "I think Sophie should have a talk to Big Brother because it is bordering on sexual harassment"

4. BB: "On a scale of 1-10 how cool are you?"
Marcus: "10! that’s a pathetic question which you should have already known the answer to! more than 10! You cant rate me! You cant get no cooler, I was born to be the man! Its a done deal, its done and dusted, set in stone! Whatever I do is cool, i just am cool, breath cool, sleep cool, s**t cool! I just am cool, captain cool as ***** that’s me!"

3. BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am I allowed to swear?
BB: If you need too.
Marcus: I couldn’t really give a ***** to be honest.

2. To big brother after big brother says that using Sree's accent could be seen as culturally offensive:” You need to step right back from right now. that's absolute ********....Don't even start all of that ********, because when you start all of that it becomes something".

1. "This is probably the sh*ttiest big brother ever".

[setanta]

You forgot about the bellend and the truck.

[bigbrother10uk]

[rquote=2566276&tid=147542&author=setanta]You forgot about the bellend and the truck.[/rquote]

ok, what is the quote?

[AfroMullet]

The words of a legend.