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1. Hit someone over the head with it. (Dont mention Kinga)
next please ? |
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looks like im playing on my own
2. how about slicing it up and put it on your salad ? |
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Put it on your eyes .
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Haha, this is just begging to turn into a dirty thread!
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What makes you think that.
There is 101 things to do with a cucumber. Like Playing rounders with it |
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Use it as a erm............ Microphone
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I have another one cucumber races! Okay... back to the drawing board!
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Roll out pastry with it
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Pretend your giving a blow job
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Scratch your back with it!
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stick pins in it?
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Allow it to go rancid in the back of the veg box
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conduct an orchestra with it
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Quote:
My virgin eyes!!!
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That was the one i didnt want to be mentioned its rude
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Stick it up yer ar$e if you dont have a fanny...
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OMG stropz you dont hold back do you lol
![]() I would make cucumber sandwiches for the queen |
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Banned
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EDITED!
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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chop it up into slices ... lie naked on the table and fashion a cucumber slice bikini out of it.. which your partner could eat off of you...
Just a thought...
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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U might wanna edit that Sol and remove that quote..
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Omg why did I start this thread
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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U should have seen that coming Scoobs.. too many dirty minded folk here..
Course, I'm not one of em..
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Quote:
![]() When it says EDITED then it's bound to be good. Spill.... |
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