[HellShark]

You only need oxygen because you were told to

Baldwins bible discussions seem to be a daily occurrence, but comparing oxygen to the bible is an new one. Oxygen may be a word, but the very concept of oxygen is a fact, so whether you choose to believe it or not you still need it. However Baldwin, you are free to dispute this, in fact I urge you to hold your breath and stop believing in oxygen.

I learnt this from a baby eating maniac

I'm sure in Baldwins mind he thinks Tyson bestowed upon him some lost art of punching, but I am fairly sure that despite not being in the same calibre Tyson was that Alex can throw a punch with form. But Baldwin knows best I guess.

Did you become a Lesbian?

You have to admire Nicola. With no thought that maybe Heidi wouldn't want to disclose her sexual encounters in the lezzer penitentiary to the whole nation (let alone the group) she blurts out this question. Her diary room highlights were golden material to, she knows she isn't the smartest sweetcorn in the turd but at least she doesn't hide it.

Bed sores

I'm starting to worry about Heidi, she spends an inhuman amount of time in the bed. I'm pretty sure if you gave her a catheter and a mini-fridge she wouldn't move from the duvet. To be fair at one point during the highlights I did see her get up to view Baldwins rocky impression, it's true that she did only made it as far as the bedroom window however, but baby steps..

Why did you ever make this song?

Honestly Sov, who knows. But let's be fair, the punishment isn't as bad as it seems. I've often stumbled piss drunk into one of these happy house trance clubs and never been able to tell one song from the other, it's all the same bollocks. Still, was anyone else slightly unnerved by Jonas? He seemed possessed at one point.

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[ziltan]

good post, always cool to see other peoples perspective