[Shaun]

Encore!

[Shaun]

Trashed Up (Pussy On Show) by Lil Mizz Dilemma

Got ma pussy on show and a dick a day
I get dressed up at night and go out and play
I stay slouched at the bar begging for drink
Then drink so much I can’t even think.

CHORUS:
Uh uh uh uh uh my life’s a mess
Uh uh uh uh uh it’s atrocious
Uh uh uh uh uh it makes me nauseous
IM SO TRASHED UP

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA is then lifted up by her uber slut backing dancers and took to the right part of the stage and she begins to sing the next part of the song.

I have no job and have ran out of pay
Got nowhere to sleep or no where to stay
My parents think I’m a disgrace
They can’t even look at me in the face

CHORUS

People think that I am a slag
And a little scutter always smoking a fag
My boyfriend beats me till im black and blue
He thinks I’m constantly riding his best friend Lou

CHORUS

I’m on the rob 24 hours a day
And I just found out my brother is gay
This life can’t get any worse
Oh s*** yes it can just caught my mum being ****ed by a horse

CHORUS

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA throws herself to the floor of the stage and begins to sing the breathy part of the song.

THE SLOW BREATHY BIT BEGINS.

No love no hate and pregnant at eight
Peace war and your mum is *****
No hope or joy just a fondle with Roy.

SLOW BREATHY PART ENDS.
LIL MIZZ DILEMA then pounces back up.

CHORUS
THE REMIX PART BEGINS

Uh uh uh uh pussy on show on show dick dick dick dick dick a day
So so so so trashed up nowhere to to to sleep sleep or stay st st stay.
Just keep keep keep a moving can’t can’t can’t kkkk keep still.

THE REMIX PART ENDS

LIL MIZZ DIELMMA is picked up by her uber slut backing dancers and placed on a trap door on the center of the stage, the trap door opens and LIL MIZZ DILEMMA disappears out of sight the whole of the stage is then filled with smoke the blue and red lighting is kept and the uber slut backing dancers begin a feisty dance routine, this goes on for 1 minute then the whole of the stage is lite with gold lighting and fire cannons and on walks LIL MIZZ DILEMMA dressed in all gold ensemble and long blonde hair which is aided by hair extensions and a wig. She sings the last part of the song in a very Shirley bassesy type of way.


[costume change]]

I’m so trashed up

SHE HOLDS ‘UP’ FOR 1 MINUTE
THEN THE PERFORMANCE AND SONG FINISH WITH FIRE AND FALLING TESCO COUPONS AND LIL MIZZ DILEMA SOURNDED BY HER UBER SLUT BACKING DANCER IN A WAY AS IF SHE IS A GODESS.

[GypsyGoth]

Congratulations PJ, I'm soo glad you won instead of me

[\PJ/]

Well done dezzy!

Once again thanks everyone.

[King Gizzard]

What a role model for our young kids!

[Sam!]

[Harry!]

[rquote=2590037&tid=143743&author=Jayson][rquote=2590032&tid=143743&author=Harry.]Well done PJ. You really was the best act![/rquote]You really were the best act.[/rquote]

Of corse. Silly me.

[Jayson]

Great song



Will you be doing this again Shaun?

[\PJ/]

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA-''alrite lads and birds just like to say a big fanku to all who voted for me innit really proud of maself and it just proves being on the dole is a positive thing because it gave me time to write this song innit love all ma fans *flashes women part* right im of to get hammered wheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''

[GypsyGoth]

Thank you Shaun for all the work you put in. You didn't a fantastic job and made this a lot of fun.

[King Gizzard]

I must say the hosting was brilliant and impeccable, well done Shaun!

[\PJ/]

Thanks for a great games shaun it's been really funny and i hope you do it next year THANKS.

[Sam!]

Cheers Shaun for this! You ran it really well and it was funny and fun too

[Chantel]

Well done PJ

[Shaun]

[rquote=2590052&tid=143743&author=Jayson]Great song



Will you be doing this again Shaun?[/rquote]

I think it's fair to say it'll be back in 2010

[LemonJam]

PJ, I'm happy for you and everything but DEZZY HAD ONE OF THE BEST SONGS OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!


Just kidding Well done PJ and all who took part, and well done to Shaun for great hosting!

[GhettoSuperstar]

Awww 8th? Ohwell!
Well done everyone!

[King Gizzard]

Can there possibly be a eurovision 2? xD

[Beastie]

I want to apply.. do I have to pick a country?

[Shaun]

There will be at some point later in the year

I love how the winning song is basically Ke$ha's Tik Tok.

[30stone]

So close to saying "congratulations Pj" LOL

[Jessica.]

[Jayson]

Originally Posted by thebeast

I want to apply.. do I have to pick a country?

Few months too late Beasty



I loved this last year, was so funny.

[King Gizzard]

Ahhhh...can't wait

Bagsy Russia

[Loukas]

Greece for me