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Old 20-03-2010, 01:48 PM #26
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I was talking about other people, not myself. As a non-smoker, I don't like being around smokers - as that affects my health!
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Im being serious, no one has ever said it to me.
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I was talking about other people, not myself. As a non-smoker, I don't like being around smokers - as that affects my health!
Only if they are smoking at the time.

However it has been scientifically proven time and time again that being in the company of fat people can be even more hazardous to your health. Take for example a common everyday occurence, an airplane crash on a desert island, the fat bastard is more likely to kill you while you sleep in order to eat you, than a smoker, who would sod off and use his noxious habit to reduce his appetite.

In the event of an earthquake sensible advice is to dive under a substantial table or desk and sit out the shock and after shocks. Not if some fatty has managed to wedge himself under there already, taking up all the space and resisting all efforts to drag his lard ass out. Whereas the skinny smoker knows not to spark up in the company of non smokers especially when local gas mains could be ruptured.
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Only if they are smoking at the time.

However it has been scientifically proven time and time again that being in the company of fat people can be even more hazardous to your health. Take for example a common everyday occurence, an airplane crash on a desert island, the fat bastard is more likely to kill you while you sleep in order to eat you, than a smoker, who would sod off and use his noxious habit to reduce his appetite.

In the event of an earthquake sensible advice is to dive under a substantial table or desk and sit out the shock and after shocks. Not if some fatty has managed to wedge himself under there already, taking up all the space and resisting all efforts to drag his lard ass out. Whereas the skinny smoker knows not to spark up in the company of non smokers especially when local gas mains could be ruptured.
A fat person can keep me warm if we are stranded in the middle of Antarctica!
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A fat person can keep me warm if we are stranded in the middle of Antarctica!
Bear Grilse advises killing the overweight tubster, hollowing out the carcass and using the body to shelter inside, You could house a family of four quite easily in some porkies carcasses. The guts you removed can also be used as fishing line for fishing through the hole in the ice.
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Only if they are smoking at the time.

However it has been scientifically proven time and time again that being in the company of fat people can be even more hazardous to your health. Take for example a common everyday occurence, an airplane crash on a desert island, the fat bastard is more likely to kill you while you sleep in order to eat you, than a smoker, who would sod off and use his noxious habit to reduce his appetite.

In the event of an earthquake sensible advice is to dive under a substantial table or desk and sit out the shock and after shocks. Not if some fatty has managed to wedge himself under there already, taking up all the space and resisting all efforts to drag his lard ass out. Whereas the skinny smoker knows not to spark up in the company of non smokers especially when local gas mains could be ruptured.
Maybe you give skinny smokers too much credit!
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Maybe you give skinny smokers too much credit!
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Maybe you give skinny smokers too much credit!
Another example I forgot to include is being in a non smoking conference hall, during a seminar on the benefits of transcendental meditation with a 50-50 split of skinny smokers and fat twats, at lunchtime when the free pies come out, all the smokers have slipped outside to calm their cravings, you near the food serving area get crushed in the stampede of the porkers rushing to satisfy their gluttony.
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Another example I forgot to include is being in a non smoking conference hall with a 50-50 split of skinny smokers and fat twats, at lunchtime when the free pies come out, all the smokers have slipped outside to calm their cravings, you near the food serving area get crushed in the stampede of the porkers rushing to satisfy their gluttony.
Aww they are just content. Let them eat what they want!

Okay I would not go out with a massive fat bastard.

However my bf is.. okay you would say overweight but he has a manual job and his physique is like a rugby players but not as muscly.

Anyway I don't want to stink of smoke or kiss someone with yellow teeth!!

Eww I remember when I was 15/16 I had a boyfriend who had yellow teeth. He drank too much black coffee. Well he must also have not cleaned his teeth properly! not good.
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Aww they are just content. Let them eat what they want!

Okay I would not go out with a massive fat bastard.

However my bf is.. okay you would say overweight but he has a manual job and his physique is like a rugby players but not as muscly.

Anyway I don't want to stink of smoke or kiss someone with yellow teeth!!

Eww I remember when I was 15/16 I had a boyfriend who had yellow teeth. He drank too much black coffee. Well he must also have not cleaned his teeth properly! not good.
Ah so what you really mean is you dont mind people slightly overweight but dislike unhygienic minging twats? I can go with that.
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Smokers smell, have yellow teeth and fingers, cough their guts up and are prone to wrinkled, leathery skin! Not good for one's sense of smell, vision, touch, taste or hearing - massacres the poor sensory organs! Ha, ha.
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Ah so what you really mean is you dont mind people slightly overweight but dislike unhygienic minging twats? I can go with that.
Yep! Glad we have found the right balance Shasown
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Yep! Glad we have found the right balance Shasown
Yeah it is good.

Am kind of an easy going person, my views are slightly to the right of Attila the huns.
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Lol careful.. he might start having an eating disorder! Noo I am joking. I have seen pics of Ben like ages ago and he was a BIT chub chub! but he looks a lot better now!! He has done well for himself. >> sorry sound patronising!!

Ben is a lot better than I look but I am a girl but probs one of the best looking males on here.. well I am probably judging more by his physique. However.. too many muscles don't attract me. I prefer the chub chub!

However Ben's face looks better now than it did before. He suits his face better now. Some people have attractive chub chub faces, a few don't!

Most people have a chub chub stage!! No one should worry if they are ever a bit overweight.. it mostly means you are content. There is nothing worse than NIT PICKING! Sort out the major anorexics and obese bastards and bitches first! lol

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i find smoking attractive (i know i shouldn't)
so i would prefer a smoker
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Does it matter? I have fat friends and I have friends who smoke; you can single people out for all sorts of reasons if you feel the need to do so.
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