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Old 19-03-2003, 07:05 PM #1
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Default A man and a woman are driving...

As ROB has set the scene with a couple of jokes I thought I would join in


A man and a woman are driving in opposte directions down the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG!”

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.
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Old 19-03-2003, 08:39 PM #3
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Like it LEE.
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Nice one, LEE. Keep them coming.
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I've heard it before but its still funny

Touch of the Hyacinth Bucket there I do believe.

Typical though men drivers never believe anything a woman says whether they are fellow drivers or navigators.
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