[Smithy]

Originally Posted by InOne

When?

Earlier in the day, she had said – somewhat unexpectedly – “I still feel very much like an outsider. And I have zero concept of how I’m assessed in the world.” As one of the most-discussed women in the world, this is a surprise. Does she really not read her press? Perhaps this is how she’s stayed so… normal. Ordering drinks, chatting to everyone. She’s the least pretentious multimillion-selling artist I’ve ever met.

A minute later, Gaga springs up, and beckons for me to follow her. Weaving her way down a series of corridors, we eventually end in – the VIP toilet.

“You’re wearing a jumpsuit,” Gaga says, with feminine solidarity. “You can’t get out of one of those in the normal toilets.”

As I start to arduously unzip, Gaga sits on the toilet with a cheerful, “I’m just going to pee through my fishnets!”, and offloads some of those whiskies.

For the first year of her career, massive internet rumours claimed that Gaga was, in fact, a man – a rumour so strong that Oprah had to question her about it, when Gaga appeared on her show.

Perhaps uniquely among all the journalists in the world, I can now factually confirm that Lady Gaga does not have a penis. That rumour can, conclusively, die.

4am. Time for bed. We pull up outside the Ritz Carlton, in a people carrier with blacked-out windows. Gaga opens the door and totters out, looking – despite the McQueen cloak – like any tipsy 24-year-old girl on a night out in Newcastle on a Saturday. Her grey wig looks dishevelled. Her face-sequins are wonky. Her eyes are pointing in slightly different directions – although, to be fair, I can only focus on her myself if I close one eye and rest my head against the window. Tonight, she played to 17,000 fans. Tomorrow, it’s Sting’s Rainforest Benefit, where she takes her place among the pantheon: Debbie Harry, Bruce Springsteen, Elton John.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by LiquidGold

and you'd all wipe his bum for him too you have that much of an unhealthy obsession with him lmao . and you make excuses for everythin he does and says no matter how grose it is! lmao

i would be honoured to wipe his arse

[InOne]

To be fair i'd let that Rachel shit in my mouth

[Niall]

Originally Posted by LiquidGold

and you'd all wipe his bum for him too you have that much of an unhealthy obsession with him lmao . and you make excuses for everythin he does and says no matter how grose it is! lmao

Of course I do! Imo JJ is this years Dale. *Takes a moment to reminisce about Dale in BB9*

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Originally Posted by InOne

To be fair i'd let that Rachel shit in my mouth

[Vicky.]

You are all vile

[InOne]

I know anal humilitation is a fantasy of eveyone!!! It's a fact!!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by InOne

I know anal humilitation is a fantasy of eveyone!!! It's a fact!!!

wtf is anal humilitation lol

[InOne]

Originally Posted by simonsays

wtf is anal humilitation lol

Use your imagination

[LiquidGold]

Originally Posted by InOne

To be fair i'd let that Rachel shit in my mouth

you should be thrown off this site from admin's for saying somthing soooooo bloody discusting and sick!!!!!!!

[Vicky.]

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No granny porn please

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

No granny porn please

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

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No granny porn please

LMAO!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by LiquidGold

you should be thrown off this site from admin's for saying somthing soooooo bloody discusting and sick!!!!!!!

you love it really

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it didnt state that granny porn wasnt allowed in the rules

[LiquidGold]

Originally Posted by Me!

Of course I do! Imo JJ is this years Dale. *Takes a moment to reminisce about Dale in BB9*

lets not go there!!!!!! cant be doing with comparisions to dale and how "fit" dale was cause he was an arse!!!!!!!

[LiquidGold]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

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No granny porn please

vicky see how grose and sick they are!!!!!!!!

[InOne]

Originally Posted by LiquidGold

you should be thrown off this site from admin's for saying somthing soooooo bloody discusting and sick!!!!!!!

Are you saying you wouldn't? Don't kid yourself cowboy

[Niall]

Originally Posted by LiquidGold

lets not go there!!!!!! cant be doing with comparisions to dale and how "fit" dale was cause he was an arse!!!!!!!

A very very very very very very very very very very sexy arse at that lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by LiquidGold

vicky see how grose and sick they are!!!!!!!!

says the one who keeps pm'ing me links to 2 girls 1 cup

[You_Tell_Me]

Originally Posted by simonsays

it didnt state that granny porn wasnt allowed in the rules

If only she was a housemate, you might have got away with it.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by simonsays

it didnt state that granny porn wasnt allowed in the rules

It says you cant post offensice thing...and a lot of people would find it offensive.

Anyway, the rules are there as guidelines...common sense is needed too

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by InOne

Are you saying you wouldn't? Don't kid yourself cowboy

to be fair i dont think many people would allow rachael to shit in their mouth. JJ on the other hand....... nah im joking

[Vicky.]

I dont care how hot someone is...I would never let anyone poo in my mouth