Home Menu

Site Navigation


Notices

BB11 Channel 4's last Big Brother series started June 2010. Josie Gibson was the winner. All the gossip about the Big Brother 11 house, series and housemates here!

Register to reply Log in to reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 03-07-2010, 01:22 PM #1
dirtyvileHARRYuk dirtyvileHARRYuk is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 999
dirtyvileHARRYuk dirtyvileHARRYuk is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 999
Thumbs up rate ben's stand up comedy out of 10 ?

rate ben's stand up comedy out of 10 ?



the response is pulling me closer,

ben is so not funny, but i love his exposure.

there is not one bit fake,

i would lay my life savings on " he would never go on riki lake".

in ben's brain i can see turmoil,

and it can only increase from from the tree in the big brother garden soil.

every reaction ben has, big brother can trust,

even if he flips his lid,it will turn into viewing lust.

cards on the table, Joe has a winner,

but i said this about "freddie" my words maybe just a ethal skinner.

the good decent people always get the boot,

but i just thought with govan and rachel first out, common sense would root.

well done ben, the stand up was one big joke,

you are a comedian, ben to win, as the Joe thinks you are such a lovely bloke.





(anyone with anything bad to say about ben < get off my thread lol the joe is backing ben to win ) watch this space lol
dirtyvileHARRYuk is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:23 PM #2
DrunkerThanMoses's Avatar
DrunkerThanMoses DrunkerThanMoses is offline
El Cockroach
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Purgatory
Posts: 30,594

Favourites (more):
BB2024: Khaled
BBUSA25: Cory


DrunkerThanMoses DrunkerThanMoses is offline
El Cockroach
DrunkerThanMoses's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Purgatory
Posts: 30,594

Favourites (more):
BB2024: Khaled
BBUSA25: Cory


Default

2.... would be one if i didnt like him. He was really bad!
DrunkerThanMoses is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:25 PM #3
Miss Ivy Balls Miss Ivy Balls is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Ivy's Mental Instituation.
Posts: 1,828

Favourites (more):
BB11: Sam
X Factor 2010: Cher Lloyd
Miss Ivy Balls Miss Ivy Balls is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Ivy's Mental Instituation.
Posts: 1,828

Favourites (more):
BB11: Sam
X Factor 2010: Cher Lloyd
Default

2 and that is only for effort. It wasn't funny.
Miss Ivy Balls is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:25 PM #4
SocietyIsRuined's Avatar
SocietyIsRuined SocietyIsRuined is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South Wales
Posts: 1,913

Favourites (more):
BBUSA17: John
CBB14: Gary
SocietyIsRuined SocietyIsRuined is offline
Senior Member
SocietyIsRuined's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South Wales
Posts: 1,913

Favourites (more):
BBUSA17: John
CBB14: Gary
Default

2, there were no jokes at all. He gets 2 for his haircut.
SocietyIsRuined is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:27 PM #5
Claymores's Avatar
Claymores Claymores is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 11,857


Claymores Claymores is offline
Senior Member
Claymores's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 11,857


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SocietyIsRuined View Post
2, there were no jokes at all. He gets 2 for his haircut.


2 for his four haircuts in one? (As ToT put-it)
Claymores is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:28 PM #6
arista's Avatar
arista arista is online now
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 187,130
arista arista is online now
Senior Member
arista's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 187,130
Default

7 he had a go at it.
arista is online now  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:28 PM #7
Stacey. Stacey. is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: with cher lloyd.
Posts: 32,049

Favourites (more):
UBB: Nikki
BB11: Mario


Stacey. Stacey. is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: with cher lloyd.
Posts: 32,049

Favourites (more):
UBB: Nikki
BB11: Mario


Default

7. Was good.
Stacey. is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:28 PM #8
chuff me dizzy chuff me dizzy is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 44,726

Favourites (more):
BB13: Luke A
BB12: Harry


chuff me dizzy chuff me dizzy is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 44,726

Favourites (more):
BB13: Luke A
BB12: Harry


Default

10
chuff me dizzy is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:31 PM #9
Miss Ivy Balls Miss Ivy Balls is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Ivy's Mental Instituation.
Posts: 1,828

Favourites (more):
BB11: Sam
X Factor 2010: Cher Lloyd
Miss Ivy Balls Miss Ivy Balls is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Ivy's Mental Instituation.
Posts: 1,828

Favourites (more):
BB11: Sam
X Factor 2010: Cher Lloyd
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy View Post
10
I wouldn't even rate the likes of Alan Carr a 10.
Miss Ivy Balls is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:31 PM #10
vesavius's Avatar
vesavius vesavius is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bristol
Posts: 8,817

Favourites (more):
BBUSA20: Samantha
BB18: Ellie


vesavius vesavius is offline
Senior Member
vesavius's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bristol
Posts: 8,817

Favourites (more):
BBUSA20: Samantha
BB18: Ellie


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Claymores View Post


2 for his four haircuts in one? (As ToT put-it)
it's like an explosion in a shredded wheat factory

His stand up though? 1, he was dreadful and the fact that he is a professional presenter means he gets no bonuses for 'trying'.
__________________
vesavius is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:33 PM #11
u_drunk u_drunk is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 247
u_drunk u_drunk is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 247
Default

3...was awful
u_drunk is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:35 PM #12
Maia's Avatar
Maia Maia is offline
Take me to the hole!
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Paris, France
Posts: 20,545

Favourites (more):
Apprentice 2019: Ryan-Mark
BB18: Raph
Maia Maia is offline
Take me to the hole!
Maia's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Paris, France
Posts: 20,545

Favourites (more):
Apprentice 2019: Ryan-Mark
BB18: Raph
Default

7, it was quite funny actually.
__________________
Maia is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:35 PM #13
chuff me dizzy chuff me dizzy is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 44,726

Favourites (more):
BB13: Luke A
BB12: Harry


chuff me dizzy chuff me dizzy is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 44,726

Favourites (more):
BB13: Luke A
BB12: Harry


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas C View Post
I wouldn't even rate the likes of Alan Carr a 10.
Alan Carr is off the scale ,THE best comedian along with Peter Kaye
chuff me dizzy is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:50 PM #14
smudgie's Avatar
smudgie smudgie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: God's own Country
Posts: 25,433

Favourites:
BB18: Raph
X Factor 2013: Abi Alton


smudgie smudgie is offline
Senior Member
smudgie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: God's own Country
Posts: 25,433

Favourites:
BB18: Raph
X Factor 2013: Abi Alton


Default

10 out of 10 for guts. 2 out of 10 for content.
smudgie is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:59 PM #15
GiRTh's Avatar
GiRTh GiRTh is offline
Iconic Symbolic Historic
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 32,149

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Jess Impiazzi
Strictly 2017: Davood Ghadami


GiRTh GiRTh is offline
Iconic Symbolic Historic
GiRTh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 32,149

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Jess Impiazzi
Strictly 2017: Davood Ghadami


Default

4. I was expecting to give it a one but she wasnt as bad as I thought.
__________________

Quote:
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. - Don Marquis
GiRTh is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 01:59 PM #16
Fetch The Bolt Cutters's Avatar
Fetch The Bolt Cutters Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline
-
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 34,862


Fetch The Bolt Cutters Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline
-
Fetch The Bolt Cutters's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 34,862


Default

fail out of ten
Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:00 PM #17
Robertocarlo's Avatar
Robertocarlo Robertocarlo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Kettering, UK
Posts: 1,529

Favourites:
BB13: Luke A
Robertocarlo Robertocarlo is offline
Senior Member
Robertocarlo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Kettering, UK
Posts: 1,529

Favourites:
BB13: Luke A
Default

10 out of 10 actually. I think he did very well and I'd like to see people on here, who are critical of his performance, stand in front of all those Chavs and do what he did. He clearly does have balls ToT!
__________________
Robertocarlo is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:07 PM #18
BigBrotherfan4ever's Avatar
BigBrotherfan4ever BigBrotherfan4ever is offline
I love Big Brother
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 12,634

Favourites (more):
BB12: Aaron
CBB8: Paddy


BigBrotherfan4ever BigBrotherfan4ever is offline
I love Big Brother
BigBrotherfan4ever's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 12,634

Favourites (more):
BB12: Aaron
CBB8: Paddy


Default

8/10 he was really good what he was saying, but he seem so nervious, & that really showed.
__________________
BIG BROTHER IS COMING BACK

ON CHANNEL 5 - BRING BACK LF
BigBrotherfan4ever is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:08 PM #19
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright


Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright


Default

4
Jack_ is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:10 PM #20
Jordan. Jordan. is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 64,457

Favourites (more):
BB2025: Nancy
CBB2025: Patsy Palmer


Jordan. Jordan. is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 64,457

Favourites (more):
BB2025: Nancy
CBB2025: Patsy Palmer


Default

10/10 for effort, he handled it really well and was actually pretty good
__________________
Jordan. is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:33 PM #21
Angus's Avatar
Angus Angus is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: on the sofa
Posts: 8,182

Favourites (more):
CBB 10: Martin Kemp
BB13: Adam
Angus Angus is offline
Senior Member
Angus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: on the sofa
Posts: 8,182

Favourites (more):
CBB 10: Martin Kemp
BB13: Adam
Default

2/10 for material
9/10 for delivery
10/10 for having the guts to do it at all.

I doubt any of the other HMs could have pulled it off as well as Ben did.
__________________


5 Kings: 1 throne
Angus is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:36 PM #22
Jords's Avatar
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay


Jords Jords is offline
Focus
Jords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay


Default

7.5/10
__________________


Jords is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:55 PM #23
starry's Avatar
starry starry is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 5,275

Favourites (more):
BBUSA20: Kaitlyn
BBUSA19: Jessica
starry starry is offline
Senior Member
starry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 5,275

Favourites (more):
BBUSA20: Kaitlyn
BBUSA19: Jessica
Default

Why did he have to mention Sunshine so she would hear boos again? Stupid.
__________________
Please put preview spoilers in spoiler tags
no PMs on forum games please - thanks

Greats of Big Brother

BBAU9 Estelle [avatar]
BBAU8 Brigitte
BBAU7 Aleisha
BBUS 13 Rachel
BBUK11 - Sunshine
BBUK10 - Marcus
BBUK9 - Stephanie
BBUK7 - Jennie
BBUK6 - Sam
BBUK5 - Victor
BBUK4 - Nush
BBUK3- Jonny (only saw last two weeks)
starry is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:57 PM #24
Robertocarlo's Avatar
Robertocarlo Robertocarlo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Kettering, UK
Posts: 1,529

Favourites:
BB13: Luke A
Robertocarlo Robertocarlo is offline
Senior Member
Robertocarlo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Kettering, UK
Posts: 1,529

Favourites:
BB13: Luke A
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by starry View Post
Why did he have to mention Sunshine so she would hear boos again? Stupid.
He was nervous and didn't do it on purpose. Don't forget, he probably thought she was loved seeing she'd been put up before and survived. I think he was genuinely shocked at the boos.
__________________
Robertocarlo is offline  
Old 03-07-2010, 02:58 PM #25
discotheque discotheque is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Manchester
Posts: 527

Favourites:
BB11: Shabby
discotheque discotheque is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Manchester
Posts: 527

Favourites:
BB11: Shabby
Default

Zero for the jokes. Five for a valiant effort.
discotheque is offline  
Register to reply Log in to reply

Bookmark/share this topic

Tags
10, ben, comedy, rate, stand


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:26 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
 

About Us ThisisBigBrother.com

"Big Brother and UK Television Forum. Est. 2001"

 

© 2023
no new posts