[BigSister]

Im here

[Romantic Old Bird]

How did the lit exam go Bigsister?

[BigSister]

It went fine ROB
Thanks for asking

[Boris]

Hello everyone, Just popped in to see how the Troops are tonight.


You'll NEVER guess......


It's STILL raining !I'm begining to look like a raisin !

[rachb]

Horrible rain!!

[Mairi]

Still raining here too, Boris.

I'm beginning to think we had our summer in April this year!!

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris.

Sorry I wasn't here to welcome you in person today - I was out on patrol with the TiBB guard dog (also called Kaz!)

Sorry to hear you've had rain again today. Don't want to rub it in or anything, but up here we've had a lovely warm day with glorious sunshine.

[Sticks]

Just dropped by to collect a few things, what is wrong with rain. It can be quite beautiful

Hear Ladysmith Black Mabazo on the matter (1,235 Kb)

[Boris]

Nothing wrong with rain Sticks....until it NEVEr stops !


Think am 'prune' not 'raisin'.

[Amy]

Evening Boris raining here today too

[peachy]

Bunty and Floss Ride Again !

It seems there is a plot…..

Details I know not,

But Boris is in danger

From an unknown passing stranger. ( or maybe 2)



Remember long ago,

A ‘Paul Clarke’ on a show,

Inspiring ladies ‘mellow’

To go and take that fellow. ( Hadley Wood chronicles URL)



Well ……They have heard it said,

And this I SURELY dread,

That Paul Clarke hides in ‘drag’,

And is that worthy ‘hag’. (Boris ? – NO !)



So Bunty and friend Floss,

Out to recoup their loss,

Are calling for some aid,

To kidnap that poor comrade.



To Minsk they have departed,

To complete what they have started,

But Boris is not Paul,

And their dreams will take a fall.





Watch this thread for further developments. BUT …..be very careful where you speak of it, you never know WHO is listening LOL.

[Boris]

Good grief What is all this ?

I hope the good Captain is to hand... I thinkI need protection from 2 lusty ladies who have mistaken me for someone else.


HEEEEEELP !

[Amy]

We're here for you Boris
Captain Kaz shouldn't be long

[Kaz]

Here I am, Boris!

Oh my word, just what is going on
Have Bunty and Floss been at the sherry again?
There's trouble afoot, of that I can tell
So stand fast my troops, and guard Boris well.

[splodge0]

Errrrr, Peachy, don't like to tell you but Boris is still here...................:laugh :





"The Admiral"

[Kaz]

Thank goodness for that!

Boris, don't fear
Your troops they are here
To do all that we can
To save you from harm.

My mission's the same
To protect your good name
And ensure that this thread
Will never be 'dead'.

[Maggie]

Can't sleep again, so thought I'd do the night shift.

Never fear Boris, Red Sonia will protect you, Bunty and Flossy will never get you

[Romantic Old Bird]

Poor old Maggie - trouble is
She really hasn't slept
And like the trooper that she is
A watch on here she's kept

So well done faithful friend
Now you can go and have a rest
For I am here a hand to lend
So put me to the test!

Now what's all this I hear about
Two ladies on the town?
Are Floss and Bunty, strong and stout
About to let us down?

Everything they do we know
Has very best intentions
But when the sherry's in full flow
It mars their interventions

They have been known to terrorize
Poor young and winsome chaps
The sherry seems to neutralise
Their morals, and they lapse

Perhaps more accurately they fall-
They plummet from good grace
Their inhibitions go and all
Their standards they debase

They want a man, and they won't wait
They'll fight, they'll cheat, they'll maim
So lock your doors, avoid your fate
Or you'll never be the same.......

[Kaz]

Thanks again, Maggie - we can't be too careful now. It'll need all hands on deck to protect Boris from the threat of kidnap!

Don't worry, Boris - I'm on guard!



Come on, troops - your Boris needs you.

[rachb]

Morning troops

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops

[sweetlittlesara]

Originally posted by Kaz

hee hee Kaz, my 2 year old godson spent AGES just sitting watching that image and screaming with laughter every time the dog came out awww

[Boris]

Afternoon shift coming to a close I think.

Twighlight approaching.


Everything Ok Captain......?

No marauders about I trust .

As you were .....

[rachb]

Evening shift signing on Boris:t humbs:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris - all quiet on the TiBB front!

I think my trusty guardog has been keeping any potential kidnappers at bay. Glad to hear he kept your godson amused, Sara!

Keep your guard up, everyone!