[kaphc]

Yikes!! Boris has been last for ages.....!!!

<runs round in circles and panics>

Well she's not now - phew!!

[LEE]

Whew, that was a close one Kaphc, good job you noticed.

[Boris]

Morning everyone....A new day has dawned bright and sunny. Puts a smile on a gilrs face. Good teeth , what !

Well now, what shall we do today ? Hmmm.

A poem comes to mind....I must ask RSM Rob to sort it out, something to do with Going down to the sea.

In the meantime,

It's nice to see you everyone,
Now the nightime shift has gone,
Morning shift is AWOL !
Turn in quick and I won't tell.

Need someone behind me or there will be trouble.Maybe the Admiral has them all locked up in the'hold' of his 'red bottomed boat' !

COme on Chaps - no slacking !

[Kaz]

Good morning, Boris.

Perfect timing . . . . . coffee's just made!



I'm afraid I had a bit of an accident with the toast, though.

[Romantic Old Bird]

I am here BTW, but I can see all is in good hands whilst I am working on a little project.............

[BusyBee]

Hiya Boris - I've just knocked up this little ditty on your today's theme. Its a bit rough but the thought is there.

A Poem for the Seaside

The sun is shining the sky is blue
Lets make a day of it just me and you
We'll go to the station, get on a train
If we stay inside we'll go insane

Icecream and lollies, a trip to the pier
A ride on the donkeys - No not with my rear!
Building sandcastles with bucket and spade
Just come and look at what I've made.

A walk on the prom just strolling along
On a day lile topday its where we belong
A trip round the bay that sounds quite nice
The gorgeous boatman is there to entice

We'll end the day with a bag of chips
Another day out - another pound on the hips.
But the day was great we'll do it again
Before the sun stops shing and it starts to rain.

[Romantic Old Bird]

Very evocative BB. I can almost smell the


and my


are at your disposal.

Can I come too?

We could build a


of the


(Still my favourite!)

[Kaz]

Oh, a trip to the seaside does sound very tempting!



However, I must stay here and guard the thread for Boris. The rest of you can go, though - I don't mind staying behind . . . . all on my own . . . .

[BigSister]

Afternoon Kaz

[Kaz]

Afternoon, BigSister.

Awww, are you staying behind to keep me company? That's devotion to duty.

[Amy]

I spy with my little eye something being with B

[Boris]

Hiya Boris - I've just knocked up this little ditty on your today's theme.

Oh Busy Bee What a kind thought . I DO like your 'POME'.

And Rob . what loverly pictures. You do manage to ind the best don't you.


I have been sitting in the sunshine imagining ALL sorts of wonderful 'seaside' things !
I think I must be on holiday....what am I saying...I am on holiday , just not by the seaside !


What a SILLY Boris !

[Amy]

BORIS
i thought i'd seen you about

[Boris]

Ooh sergeant....Does Mr. O'Leary know what you have done to your self. Those eyes really ought to go back in your head before you lose one. !

[Amy]

i have to keep an eye out for Boris just incase she comes on this thread we can't have her being last now can we

[Kaz]

Afternoon, Boris.

Glad to hear you're enjoying your holiday. You're certainly keeping the troops on their toes!

But never fear - I have them well trained - they won't let you down.

[Boris]

Afternoon Captain.....

Glad to hear about your well trained Troops. I need them at all times.

I would like to point out that Borises also undergo a lot of training to help them to function. In fact ,with training, the uses of a Boris are unending ! With a Boris around your life can become a whirl of fun and games. But be wary , Borises also try to post last on some threads.

Keep your eyes peeled vigilant Troops . Do not let you r Captain down !

[Kaz]

But be wary , Borises also try to post last on some threads

But NOT on this one! That's my mission, and I WILL succeed!!!

[splodge0]

AND The Admiralty are still watching!!

[Kaz]

Glad to hear it!

Evening, Admiral - trust everything's ship-shape in your neck of the woods!

Anchors away!

[BusyBee]

Evening all - Boris shame on you - how could you possibly believe we would let you down.

We are on duty day and night never fail.

:elephant :

[Boris]

Goodness me Admiral, where did you spring from ?

I never saw the flotilla sail past !

Busy day at sea ?


Steady she goes...harbour wall approaching BOOOM !

[LEE]

Now now Boris old chap, are you questioning the Admirals abilities to master his yard arm?

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird
I am working on a little project.............

That sounds VERY interesting, ROB.

I'm getting excited now!!

[Boris]

[quote]Now now Boris old chap, are you questioning the Admirals abilities to master his yard arm?/quote]


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