[miss little glitzee]

is this a joke or not??

never heard about this:

New Helen Adams project
Sunday, February 3, 2002

Helen Adams from Big Brother Two has decided on the next step in her burgeoning career. Not satisfied with a successfully mediocre exercise video and occasional TV appearances, Helen has decided to move into films. Her first feature, tentatively titled Splashback!, will see Helen as a public lavatory hygienist looking for love. However, following repeated forays into the gents during opening hours, Helen is dismissed by her boss, Hillary (who Helen wittily calls 'Hellery'). The film will then inevitably descend into a mixture of risque humour and slapstick as Helen takes a new job: cleaning the toilets at a strip-club! The film ends happily as, following an accident involving a toilet door, semen and a feather boa, Helen meets a mentally retarded porter at the hospital, proving disability is no barrier when you're blinded by love and serious concussion.

Splashback! is filming now, and should be on general release just in time for Hallowe'en.

halfway down:

http://www.undergroundfilm.net/cgi-b...e-2-2002.shtml

[Romantic Old Bird]

I think we can all safely assume this was a piercingly witty spoof

[miss little glitzee]

yeah, but its in the middle of genuine other film news on a reputable site.

[BusyBee]

Sure its not April 1st?

[sweetlittlesara]

It is??? If it was it would be my birthday!!! hehehe....you got me excited

[BusyBee]

It is??? If it was it would be my birthday!!! hehehe....you got me excited

Sorry Sara - I was think more of All Fools Day. BUT if you would like to have more than one birthday a year then we will allow you.

Personally I've got to the stage where I think I will have one every two years.

[cc100]

i doubt any film company would cast a bb star as a lead in a film, it would be too much a risk

i wonder what sticks thinks???