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Old 06-01-2011, 10:26 AM #1
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Default Write the next Taylor Swift hit here
Since she broke up with Jake he's surely going to get a mention at some point so I played producer/songwriter in advance.
Title:he broke my heart/jake

[coughs, put on taylor swift voice. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannndd melody go]

Mmmm he broke my heart
(melody)

Had you poster on the wall
you were my dream boy
my life has been a dream for the past 2 years
so when you came into my life
I thought we fit perfectly
You were even more beautiful in reaaaaall liiiiiife
oh but then
something went wrong where did it go so wrong?

Chorus
Jake, he was everything
Perfect blue eyes
Perfect body
Perfect man
perfect everything
made my dreams come true but then
he broke my heart

You told me love was what you were looking for
That I made you swoon and dance on clouds
that we were the perfect fit
these 2 weeks were like a dream come true
oh but then.
something went wrong where did it go so wrong?

Jake, he was everything
Perfect blue eyes
Perfect body
Perfect man
perfect everything
made my dreams come true but then
he broke my heart

People talked
people pointed
it seemed we would be ok
but you weren't
you weren't being honest with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(soft almost unheard cheeky chuckle and insult) ein ****

[follow melody softly] Oh jake...oh jake....[then louder] oh JAAAAAAKKKKKEE Oho

Jake, he was everything
Perfect blue eyes
Perfect body
Perfect man
perfect everything
made my dreams come true but then
he broke my heart

[and melody fades]
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and the grammy goes to He broke my heart
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http://octogirl.tumblr.com/post/2601...nhaal-broke-up

I saw this the other day
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All her songs sound like the same ****.
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Surely you've got better things to do than this?
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OMG leaked lyrics from her next album!!1

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I smoke lots of crack and my girlfriend has a kid
I like drugs and child abuse
When she’s in the bathroom, I kick him in the balls
I like drugs and child abuse
When she’s at work, I teach him how to shoot up
I like drugs and child abuse
When she beats him up, I sit there and laugh
I like drugs and child abuse

When he was in 3rd grade, his best friend OD’d
Because I made him sell heroin and speed
I like beating kids for no reason at all
I like doing drugs and beating up kids
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