[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/...5875-22983506/

While Alex, 35, presumably stayed in, weeping into his stilettoes, the model, 32, marked the end of her second marriage with a vodka-fuelled night of carnage.

She was joined by 27-year-old, non-English-speaking Argentinian polo player, Leandro Penna, who she met last month in LA. Best pals Phil Turner and Gary Cockerill also came along for the ride and the quartet ended up in a £3-entry bar in Soho.

Necking vodkas – neat, and sometimes mixed with Diet Coke – Jordan took a night off from training for the London Marathon to celebrate freeing herself from her cross-dressing ex. Wrapping her legs around Leandro’s groin and writhing up and down his thigh – exercise in itself, I suppose – against a backdrop of naff club classics, a few tourists looked on, baffled, in the otherwise deserted bar.

Snogging the model/pony rider senseless, Jordan then shoved him into a corner, and pressed him against a wall to the romantic strains of Love Machine. Coming up for a breather, the pair returned to their table and attempted to communicate via Google-translated messages on her diamante-covered BlackBerry. It wasn’t ideal.

Apuesto a que no fue .....

(tr. I bet that was not)

[April1988]

I think Jordan is awful. The way she behaves and treats men is disgusting!!

[Pyramid*]

Sorry....what's the story again? Single mother goes out, gets drunk and picks up another man. It's hardly news.

Happens every night of the week in every town and city in the UK.

Doesn't make her any different from many other non-celeb single mums - plus the fact that her kids will be getting looked after by their grandmother, nanny or their biological father, in the safety and comfort of their own home - rather than being left with some young inexperienced teenager acting as babysitter - or worse - being left lying sleeping in bed and alone - whilst mum creeps out to get lashed.

[Omah]

Originally Posted by April1988

I think Jordan is awful. The way she behaves and treats men is disgusting!!

Yeah, I agree .....

She's one cold, heartless b.....woman .....

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Omah

Yeah, I agree .....

She's one cold, heartless b.....woman .....

Who, whether out on the lash or not, always ensures her kids are cared for by close family members with whom they have grown up with, or nannies that they are more than familiar with - or their own father. Makes her a lot more decent than some single mothers who are smacked up, pissed, living in hovels with children being neglected, malnourished, uncared for an unloved.

I know which type of mother I prefer. She's a single woman know who can do what she wants - as long as she also ensures good care for her children, I don't see the problem.

I don't like the woman but she's entitled to her own life as well you know - even though you might not like that or agree with how she leads her life. As long as it doesn't affect you on a personal basis, it really has nothing to do with you - other than allowing you to constantly critise her.

Soon as she brings home strange men, who beat her kids up, mistreats them....... then I might agree with you.

[Angus]

Once KP was on the front pages of the tabloids and trashy mags for the "right" reasons, now the poor, sad cow can only get publicity by reverting back to her chavvy roots. Why any man in his right man would want to be with her is beyond me, I would insist on an STD check every time she wanted a shag. It must be the size of the channel tunnel the amount of traffic its seen.

[Omah]

Originally Posted by angus58

Once KP was on the front pages of the tabloids and trashy mags for the "right" reasons, now the poor, sad cow can only get publicity by reverting back to her chavvy roots. Why any man in his right man would want to be with her is beyond me, I would insist on an STD check every time she wanted a shag. It must be the size of the channel tunnel the amount of traffic its seen.

Nah, she's had the "slack" taken up .....