[Stu xxx]

New guy Gae has had the housemates choking on their roast potatoes after announcing his views on 'sex after dinner'!

After mopping up his roast beef and veg, the hunky 31-year-old student sighed, "After we've eaten and drank, we'll have good sex..."

This was met with a hearty chuckle from randy Ray, nervous giggles from the girls and stony silence from Scott and Gos. "Sex after eating food is wonderful," Gae assured.

Maybe she thought their new pal was joking, but Nush took this opportunity to tell the newcomer in horror-struck tones, about the £50,000 a certain British tabloid is offering for the first Big Brother bonk.

"What's the problem?" Gae asked, sounding less-than-flabbergasted. "We're Brits," Scott replied, deadpan.

"Ray's up for it!" Steph announced. "Yeh, but I have to loike someone," Ray countered, "otherwise it would be like being a *****."

"It's being a human being," a bemused-looking Gae put forward, "with sexual urges."

"You still gotta fancy the person," Tania huffed.

"You don't have to sleep with [only] someone you fancy, let's be realistic," Gae announced. "Beer goggles?" Scott queried knowingly.

At this point the gang decided to quiz Gae on his favourite female housemate from the African House and suddenly the new boy came over all coy.

"Have you kissed?" Nush asked, not knowing the half of it. Gae smiled and nodded his head, "yeh, we've been talking..."

There was only one question left for Ray to ask: "Have you shared bodily fluids?" "Oh Ray!" Steph chastised, before bringing the saucy chat to an impromptu halt.

Guess we'll just have to wait a little longer before Gae comes clean then..!

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Oh er Missus xxxxxx

[BusyBee]

Well he's already had a snog with Nush - certainly having an effect on them.

[ribbonstring5145]

Originally posted by BusyBee
Well he's already had a snog with Nush - certainly having an effect on them.

When was this?!

[kaphc]

They showed it on BBLB tonight. It was yesterday when Big Brother gave the housemates food and party stuff to celebrate Gae's birthday on the 22nd June.

Nush went to kiss Gae in a "Happy Birthday" kind of way. He was wearing a hooded top so he pulled the hood over his face and then Nush kissed him.

[bananarama]

Well. Apparently Nush has a boy friend she doesnt see for months at a time. Now! If Nush is faithfull to him it is hardly surprising she is wet and limp. No nooky/touchy/nookie for months on end