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waterhog · 28-12-2011, 11:25 AM

MR P AND JOE

I have just clicked and I do understand,
it is a genius idea and I want to shake his hand.
forget Iraqi, Africa's famine even UK street crime,
because Mr P will leave you as bitter as a lime.
I used to pity other nations,
that was until I done self examinations.
everything from politics, to healthcare even job numbers,
this MR P can convince us spuds are cucumbers.
what about destruction, will MR P self explode,
seen as he is writing the manual,its done in health and safety mode.
let me tell all the do gooders who want to save the planet,
I am going to tell you the difference, prepare to fan - it.
its £80 a ton to send it to landfill,
£40 to recycle it, can you see MR P skill.
UK crime is one more statistic,
reading the papers is enough to send you ballistic.
what about the queen, dose MR P respect,
its all working together, Freddie M song was so correct.
please everyone, just open your eyes and don't just panda,
I am Joe and the UK is the best, but be aware of MR p and his propaganda.

(NOW I AM NOT SURE IF YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IN THIS POEM BECAUSE I AM NOT EVEN SURE AND I WROTE IT LOL BUT I AM JUST SICK OF THE WAY WE ARE MANIPULATED - IS ANYONE ELSE OR HAVE WE GOT THE BEST PRESS IN THE WORLD AND WE ARE ONLY FED TRUE STUFF ? ONE THIS IS FOR SURE - FREDDIE M WAS THE BEST AND NOONE WILL EVER COME NEAR TO IT - SURLY WE CAN AGREE ON THAT LOL ?)

arista · 28-12-2011, 11:29 AM

Can a Mod or Admin
Stop him doing Capitals.

He knows its illegal in here.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters · 28-12-2011, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista

Can a Mod or Admin
Stop him

.

InOne · 28-12-2011, 11:33 AM

You posted this exact thread on DS as well

Harry! · 28-12-2011, 05:57 PM

Your poems are a bit like propoganda, Joe. With those abstract opinions and unusual structure...

Shasown · 28-12-2011, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madJOE

MR P AND JOE

I have just clicked and I do understand,
it is a genius idea and I want to shake his hand.
forget Iraqi, Africa's famine even UK street crime,
because Mr P will leave you as bitter as a lime.
I used to pity other nations,
that was until I done self examinations.
everything from politics, to healthcare even job numbers,
this MR P can convince us spuds are cucumbers.
what about destruction, will MR P self explode,
seen as he is writing the manual,its done in health and safety mode.
let me tell all the do gooders who want to save the planet,
I am going to tell you the difference, prepare to fan - it.
its £80 a ton to send it to landfill,
£40 to recycle it, can you see MR P skill.
UK crime is one more statistic,
reading the papers is enough to send you ballistic.
what about the queen, dose MR P respect,
its all working together, Freddie M song was so correct.
please everyone, just open your eyes and don't just panda,
I am Joe and the UK is the best, but be aware of MR p and his propaganda.

(NOW I AM NOT SURE IF YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IN THIS POEM BECAUSE I AM NOT EVEN SURE AND I WROTE IT LOL BUT I AM JUST SICK OF THE WAY WE ARE MANIPULATED - IS ANYONE ELSE OR HAVE WE GOT THE BEST PRESS IN THE WORLD AND WE ARE ONLY FED TRUE STUFF ? ONE THIS IS FOR SURE - FREDDIE M WAS THE BEST AND NOONE WILL EVER COME NEAR TO IT - SURLY WE CAN AGREE ON THAT LOL ?)

Nope no idea at all, would you like to translate it into something equating English Please.

Noone? Is that Peter or Jimmie to whom you refer?

waterhog · 30-12-2011, 10:41 AM

this year i am going to correct my ways - i have already stopped calling myself theJoe and caps is going to follow < sorry everyone - and if anyone no's what i am on about in my poems - please let me no as i dont have a clue and i write them lol be warned bb is starting and more nut case poems are going to follow soon < i am working on one to send to ch5 asking if they can put bb back to normal format so we dont have 2 fails that have taken place on ch5 - look out for this post my fans - i am sure there will be something you all can complain about in that poem. happy near year you happy lot.

arista · 30-12-2011, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madJOE

this year i am going to correct my ways - i have already stopped calling myself theJoe and caps is going to follow < sorry everyone - and if anyone no's what i am on about in my poems - please let me no as i dont have a clue and i write them lol be warned bb is starting and more nut case poems are going to follow soon < i am working on one to send to ch5 asking if they can put bb back to normal format so we dont have 2 fails that have taken place on ch5 - look out for this post my fans - i am sure there will be something you all can complain about in that poem. happy near year you happy lot.

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