[waterhog]

first impressions

its that time,
when i can judge and condemn,
the ones who i think are crime,
or the ones that stand out like a gem.
alphabetically i will describe,
judging them on the 24 hours manipulation,
this is my initial vibe,
but how different will it be to my final calculation.
andrew is first on the list,
so what can i enhance,
i feel he needs to get over the gay mist,
and slow down a bi with all the dance.
denise is next on the agenda,
so far she is a treat,
i don't see no false or pretender,
top class as was her performance in the street.
i am sorry for being cranky,
but the next claim to fame is a sham,
dropped straight out of play group is this frankie,
this publicity will back fire and how he will need a gram.
onto gareth a quiet gent,
with press spillage,
i admiration is as solid as cement,
and like George M he is not the only gay in the village.
georgia is stunning,
but she is no shilpa,
her poor family will be gunning,
dirty talk will lead to loss of respect for ms salpa.
karrisa is one of the twins,
its all about the abuse and any expansion,
entertaining dirty old men may create some grins,
but i want to take glamour out of the playboy mansion.
then we have a night club promoter,
his claim to fame was to mock people with a learning disability,
as we saw from the map task he's got no brain motor,
and to be associated with TOWIE is a learning liability.
back to the other half of twinny,
and kristina like her sister is deluded,
there is only a demand for there mini,
in a few years from playboy they will be excluded.
onto the biggest celebrity logs,
Michael may have made a move that's silly,
forgotten will be his pride " reservoir dogs",
but in history will go down natalie saying "high five free willy".
the same lady is from the east end,
natalie has already proven her acting ability,
top place after day one as her porkies did blend,
Thespian is her facility.
natasha has a mission,
who am i to put in digs,
footballers wives are not in my vision,
am i sorry to hear about your sister and giggs.
nicola is the last lady,
how do i feel and am i bitter,
her claim to fame is so lame its shady,
my condolences to anyone still using twitter.
and finally i will end with romeo,
who i did type cast,
and for this on myself i will do self judo,
because i should no better then to judge fast.
that is it, all in and accounted,
thanks BB it looks thrilling,
you are going to get viewers remounted,
because i hope you have listened to what was a slow and painful killing.

(this was after day 1? omg this series looks great - but what are your first impresions?)

[BB IS ALIVE]

I really like:

Natalie
Natasha
Gareth
Denise
Romeo

I'm not sure about:

Georgia
Frankie
Kirk
Andrew
Michael
Nicola

Not keen on:

K&K

[waterhog]

bb is alive - thats quite good 0 i am in your camp there -